The Bathroom Is a Creepy Place for Pictures of Your Friends

The bathwater's cold
I cannot even feel my legs
They are turning white
I'm quite worked-up by you tonight

And I can't even sleep
So here I am, it's four a.m.
Shaving in your fifties tub with lady remington
And pictures line the wall of people I've never met

Who they are and why they're here
And why they're staring at me now
The bathroom is a creepy place for pictures of your friends

It is a creepy place for pictures of your friends
It is a creepy place for pictures of your friends
Ooh ooh ooh