Comic

Some kinds of people, they like to fill you up
they'll buy you drinks and talk and talk
and never stop
then they'll tell you stories
you'd never want to hear
whisper sweet and sour nothings in your ear
but what can you expect round here?

What is your story?
have you got one to tell?
cause there's no way down
once you've been up here
and what is so comic?
that you'd laugh until you cry
we're still waiting for your reply

Most kinds of people
well they just waste your time
they'll try to make believe that we're doing fine
when everything around you
spins like a tilt-a-whirl
but you're just like your old man
you're daddy's little girl
Ah,...such a stupid girl

So what is your story?
have you got one to tell?
cause there's no way out
once you've been up here
and what is so comic?
that you'd laugh until you cry
we're still waiting for your reply

Some kinds of people, they want to take you home
close every door in the house till they're alone
and then they'll ask you questions
about where you've been
and what you've seen,
and who you know
who you know

So what is your story?
have you got one to tell?
cause there's no way out
once you've been round here
and what is so comic?
that you'd laugh until you cry
I'm still waiting for your reply