Beer Ain’t Gonna Drink Itself

I've been workin' like a dog
And my collar is blue
Got everybody tellin' me what I need to do
But I got a boat I need to
Float and some catfish to catch
And some smokey ol' jukebox buttons to press
Well, I'm sittin' here sober
It's a quarter past two
And I got some catch-a-buzz catchin' up to do

Them ice cubes in the cooler
Ain't gon' last all day
Neither is the sun in the sky
I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard
And some Skynyrd to play
And it's time to let that Freebird fly
If a good time's what I'm after, y'all
It starts right here
On longneck number one of twelve
And I reckon that I bettеr get my ass in gear
That beer ain't gonna drink it'self

Latеr on
I'll do a shot or two with some sweet honey
Tip that country band a little
Bit too much money
Burn that mother up until they shut it down
But that ain't gonna happen 'less
I crack one now

And them ice cubes in the cooler
Ain't gon' last all day
Neither is the sun in the sky
I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard
And some Skynyrd to play
And it's time to let that Freebird fly
If a good time's what I'm after, y'all
It starts right here
On longneck number one of twelve
And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear
That beer ain't gonna drink it'self (No)

Yeah, I better get to work
Get right down to business
What good is a koozie with a hot beer in it?

Them ice cubes in the cooler
Ain't gon' last all day
Neither is the sun in the sky
I got some Waylon, Hank, Haggard
And some Skynyrd to play
And it's time to let that Freebird fly
If a good time's what I'm after, y'all
It starts right here
On longneck number one of twelve
And I reckon that I better get my ass in gear
That beer ain't gonna drink it'self
No, that beer ain't gonna drink it'self