The Humpty Dance
George Clinton, Gregory Jacobs, Walter Morrison, William Bootsy Collins
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see
So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
So just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten
Please allow me to bump thee
I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy
Allow me to amaze thee
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
And I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump
People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
But ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
All the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
And now I'm gonna do my dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let a little of that bass groove right here
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
Oh, yeah
Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do, check it out
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy, whack, funky
People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty"
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
You got it down when you appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Jig around, shakin' ya rump
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(Oh, do me, baby) everybody, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy lady
Do the Humpty Hump (uh), do the Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we're doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Uh, watch me do the Humpty Hump, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Check it out (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Black people
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Come on, white people
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Puerto Ricans
Do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump (do the, do the Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Samoans
Do the Humpty Hump, do the, do the Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah
Let's get stupid
(Gimme me the music) uh
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
Everybody do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Uh, gi-gimme me the music
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump)
Oh, yeah, gon' and break it down (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
And to the ladies
Peace and humptiness forever
(Oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, fammi, baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, fammi, baby)
All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
Va bene, smetti quello che stai facendo perché sto per rovinare
The image and the style that ya used to
L'immagine e lo stile a cui sei abituato
I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see
Sembrerò buffo, ma, yo, sto facendo soldi, vedi
So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me
Quindi, yo, mondo spero che tu sia pronto per me
Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town
Ora radunatevi, sono il nuovo pazzo in città
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
E il mio suono è messo giù dall'Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
Bevo tutto l'Hennessey che hai sulla tua mensola
So just let me introduce myself
Quindi lascia che mi presenti
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Il mio nome è Humpty, pronunciato con un Umpty
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
Yo, signore, oh, come mi piace farvi il funk
And all the rappers in the top ten
E tutti i rapper nella top ten
Please allow me to bump thee
Per favore permettimi di urtarti
I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
Sto camminando alto, y'all e proprio come Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
Cadrai quando gli stereo mi pomperanno
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
Mi piace fare rime, mi piacciono i miei ritmi funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
Sono vivace, mi piace il mio porridge grumoso
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
Sono malato con questo, vero gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
Ma a volte divento ridicolo
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Mangerò tutti i tuoi cracker e la tua liquirizia
Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish?
Uh, yo ragazza grassa, vieni qui, sei solletico?
Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
Sì, ti ho chiamata grassa, guardami, sono magro
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
Non mi ha mai impedito di essere impegnato
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
Sono un maniaco, mi piacciono le ragazze con il boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy
Una volta mi sono impegnato in un bagno del Burger King, sono pazzo
Allow me to amaze thee
Permettimi di stupirti
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
Dicono che sono brutto ma non mi sconvolge
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
Sto ancora entrando nei pantaloni delle ragazze
And I even got my own dance
E ho anche la mia danza
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
La danza di Humpty è la tua occasione per fare l'hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh
(Oh, fammi, baby) dai, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Fai l'Humpty Hump, vieni e fai l'Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all
(Oh, oh, fammi, baby) controllami y'all
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Fai l'Humpty Hump, guardami fare l'Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah
(Oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby) sì
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Fai l'Humpty Hump (sai cosa sto facendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Fai l'Humpty Hump (sto facendo l'Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby)
Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump
Dai, fai l'Humpty Hump, ah, fai l'Humpty Hump
People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
La gente dice, "Yo, Humpty, hai un aspetto davvero buffo"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Va bene perché faccio le cose in cucina
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
Mi fissi, mi guardi, provi costantemente a confrontarmi
But ya can't get near me
Ma non riesci ad avvicinarti a me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
Ne do di più, vedi, e sul pavimento, sii
All the girls they adore me
Tutte le ragazze mi adorano
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
Oh sì, signore, sono davvero sincero
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
Perché in un 69 il mio naso di Humpty ti solleticherà dietro
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Il mio naso è grande, uh-uh non mi vergogno
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
Grande come un cetriolo, sto ancora guadagnando
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Vengo messo dalle signore, sai che sono al comando
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
Sia come sto vivendo che il mio naso è grande
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
Divento stupido, sparo una freccia come Cupido
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
Userò una parola che non significa niente, come looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
Ho cantato su Doowhutchalike, e se te lo sei perso
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits"
Sono quello che ha detto, "Basta prenderli nei biscotti"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Ho anche detto che mi piace mordere
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
Beh, sì, immagino sia ovvio, mi piace anche scrivere
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
Tutto quello che dovevi fare era dare a Humpty una possibilità
And now I'm gonna do my dance
E ora farò la mia danza
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
La danza di Humpty è la tua occasione per fare l'hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady
(Oh, fammi, baby) dai, sì, signora sexy
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Fai l'Humpty Hump, dai, uh, fai l'Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody
(Oh, oh, fammi, baby) sexy baby, tutti
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump)
Fai l'Humpty Hump, fai l'Humpty Hump (vieni e fai l'Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby) uh
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Fai l'Humpty Hump (sai cosa stiamo facendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Fai l'Humpty Hump (stiamo facendo l'Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby)
Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Uh, fai l'Humpty Hump, guardami fare l'Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Oh, sì, questa è la pausa, y'all
Let a little of that bass groove right here
Lascia che un po' di quel basso si muova qui
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
Oh, yeah
Oh, sì
Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself
Ora che vi ho raccontato un po' di me
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
Lascia che vi racconti un po' di questa danza
It's real easy to do, check it out
È molto facile da fare, controlla
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Prima zoppico da un lato come se la mia gamba fosse rotta
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Scuotendo e tremando un po' come se stessi fumando
Crazy, whack, funky
Pazzo, strano, funky
People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty"
La gente dice, "Sembri M.C. Hammer su crack, Humpty"
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
Va bene perché il mio corpo è in movimento
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Dovrebbe sembrare una crisi o una convulsione
Anyone can play this game
Chiunque può giocare a questo gioco
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
Questa è la mia danza, y'all, Humpty Hump è il mio nome
No two people will do it the same
Nessuna due persone lo faranno allo stesso modo
You got it down when you appear to be in pain
L'hai capito quando sembri essere in dolore
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Saltellando, facendo il funk, saltando
Jig around, shakin' ya rump
Saltella in giro, scuotendo il tuo sedere
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
E quando un punk doo-doo chump punta un dito come un ceppo
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
Digli di farsi da parte, sto facendo l'Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
La danza di Humpty è la tua occasione per fare l'hump
(Oh, do me, baby) everybody, uh
(Oh, fammi, baby) tutti, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, do the Humpty Hump
Fai l'Humpty Hump, dai, fai l'Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy lady
(Oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby) signora sexy
Do the Humpty Hump (uh), do the Humpty Hump
Fai l'Humpty Hump (uh), fai l'Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Fai l'Humpty Hump (sai cosa sto facendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we're doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Fai l'Humpty Hump (stiamo facendo l'Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby)
Uh, watch me do the Humpty Hump, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Uh, guardami fare l'Humpty Hump, uh, fai l'Humpty Hump
Check it out (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Controlla (oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby)
Black people
Gente di colore
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Fai l'Humpty Hump, fai l'Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby)
Come on, white people
Dai, gente bianca
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Fai l'Humpty Hump, fai l'Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby)
Puerto Ricans
Portoricani
Do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump (do the, do the Humpty Hump)
Fai l'Humpty Hump, continua a fare l'hump (fai l'Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby)
Samoans
Samoani
Do the Humpty Hump, do the, do the Humpty Hump
Fai l'Humpty Hump, fai l'Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah
Oh, sì
Let's get stupid
Diventiamo stupidi
(Gimme me the music) uh
(Dammi la musica) uh
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Fai l'Humpty Hump, fai l'Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Dammi, dammi la musica)
Everybody do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Tutti fanno l'Humpty Hump, fanno l'Humpty Hump
Uh, gi-gimme me the music
Uh, dammi la musica
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Fai l'Humpty Hump, vieni e fai l'Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Dammi, dammi la musica)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Fai l'Humpty Hump (sai cosa stiamo facendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump)
Fai l'Humpty Hump (stiamo facendo l'Humpty Hump)
Oh, yeah, gon' and break it down (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Oh, sì, vai e rompi (oh, oh, fammi, baby)
Uh, uh
Uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Sì, sì, signora sexy (oh, oh, fammi, baby)
Once again, the Underground is in the house
Ancora una volta, l'Underground è in casa
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Vorrei mandare un saluto a tutto il mondo
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
Continuate a fare la danza di Humpty
And to the ladies
E alle signore
Peace and humptiness forever
Pace e umptiness per sempre
(Oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, fammi, baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, fammi, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, fammi, baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
Tudo bem, pare o que você está fazendo porque eu estou prestes a arruinar
The image and the style that ya used to
A imagem e o estilo que você está acostumado
I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see
Eu pareço engraçado, mas, ei, estou ganhando dinheiro, veja
So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me
Então, ei, mundo, espero que você esteja pronto para mim
Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town
Agora se reúnam, eu sou o novo bobo da cidade
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
E meu som é feito pelo Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
Eu bebo todo o Hennessey que você tem na prateleira
So just let me introduce myself
Então, deixe-me me apresentar
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Meu nome é Humpty, pronunciado com um Umpty
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
Ei, garotas, oh, como eu gosto de funk vocês
And all the rappers in the top ten
E todos os rappers no top dez
Please allow me to bump thee
Por favor, me permitam esbarrar em vocês
I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
Estou pisando alto, pessoal, e assim como Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
Você vai cair quando os estéreos me bombarem
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
Eu gosto de rimar, eu gosto dos meus beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
Eu sou espirituoso, eu gosto da minha aveia com grumos
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
Eu sou doente com isso, gangsta mack direto
But sometimes I get ridiculous
Mas às vezes eu fico ridículo
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Vou comer todas as suas bolachas e seu alcaçuz
Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish?
Uh, ei, garota gorda, venha aqui, você é cócegas?
Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
Sim, eu te chamei de gorda, olhe para mim, eu sou magro
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
Isso nunca me impediu de ficar ocupado
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
Eu sou um tarado, eu gosto das garotas com o boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy
Uma vez fiquei ocupado no banheiro do Burger King, eu sou louco
Allow me to amaze thee
Permita-me te surpreender
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
Eles dizem que eu sou feio, mas isso simplesmente não me abala
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
Eu ainda estou entrando nas calças das garotas
And I even got my own dance
E eu até tenho minha própria dança
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
A Dança do Humpty é sua chance de fazer o hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh
(Oh, faça-me, baby) vamos lá, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Faça o Humpty Hump, venha e faça o Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all
(Oh, oh, faça-me, baby) me confira, pessoal
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Faça o Humpty Hump, apenas me veja fazer o Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah
(Oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby) yeah
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Faça o Humpty Hump (você sabe o que eu estou fazendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Faça o Humpty Hump (fazendo o Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump
Vamos lá, faça o Humpty Hump, ha, faça o Humpty Hump
People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
As pessoas dizem, "Ei, Humpty, você é realmente engraçado"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Tudo bem, porque eu faço as coisas acontecerem
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
Você olha, você encara, você constantemente tenta me comparar
But ya can't get near me
Mas você não pode chegar perto de mim
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
Eu dou mais, veja, e no chão, seja
All the girls they adore me
Todas as garotas me adoram
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
Oh sim, garotas, eu estou sendo realmente sincero
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
Porque em um 69 meu nariz de humpty vai fazer cócegas na sua traseira
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Meu nariz é grande, uh-uh, eu não tenho vergonha
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
Grande como um picles, eu ainda estou sendo pago
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Eu sou amado pelas garotas, você sabe que eu estou no comando
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
Tanto como eu estou vivendo e meu nariz é grande
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
Eu fico estúpido, eu atiro uma flecha como Cupido
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
Eu vou usar uma palavra que não significa nada, como looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
Eu cantei em Doowhutchalike, e se você perdeu
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits"
Eu sou o que disse, "Apenas agarre-os nos biscoitos"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Também te disse que eu gosto de morder
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
Bem, sim, eu acho que é óbvio, eu também gosto de escrever
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
Tudo que você tinha que fazer era dar uma chance ao Humpty
And now I'm gonna do my dance
E agora eu vou fazer minha dança
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
A Dança do Humpty é sua chance de fazer o hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady
(Oh, faça-me, baby) vamos lá, yeah, sexy lady
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Faça o Humpty Hump, venha, uh, faça o Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody
(Oh, oh, faça-me, baby) sexy baby, todo mundo
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump)
Faça o Humpty Hump, faça o Humpty Hump (venha e faça o Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby) uh
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Faça o Humpty Hump (você sabe o que estamos fazendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Faça o Humpty Hump (estamos fazendo o Humpty Hump, pessoal) (oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Uh, faça o Humpty Hump, me veja fazer o Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Oh, yeah, essa é a pausa, pessoal
Let a little of that bass groove right here
Deixe um pouco daquele groove de baixo aqui
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself
Agora que eu contei um pouco sobre mim
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
Deixe-me contar um pouco sobre essa dança
It's real easy to do, check it out
É muito fácil de fazer, confira
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Primeiro eu manco para o lado como se minha perna estivesse quebrada
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Sacudindo e tremendo meio que eu estava fumando
Crazy, whack, funky
Louco, whack, funky
People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty"
As pessoas dizem, "Você parece o M.C. Hammer no crack, Humpty"
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
Tudo bem, porque meu corpo está em movimento
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
É para parecer como um ataque ou uma convulsão
Anyone can play this game
Qualquer um pode jogar este jogo
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
Esta é minha dança, pessoal, Humpty Hump é meu nome
No two people will do it the same
Nenhuma duas pessoas vão fazer o mesmo
You got it down when you appear to be in pain
Você pegou quando parece estar com dor
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Humpin', funkin', pulando
Jig around, shakin' ya rump
Jig around, sacudindo seu traseiro
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
E quando um punk doo-doo aponta um dedo como um toco
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
Diga a ele para se afastar, eu estou fazendo o Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
A Dança do Humpty é sua chance de fazer o hump
(Oh, do me, baby) everybody, uh
(Oh, faça-me, baby) todo mundo, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, do the Humpty Hump
Faça o Humpty Hump, venha, faça o Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy lady
(Oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby) sexy lady
Do the Humpty Hump (uh), do the Humpty Hump
Faça o Humpty Hump (uh), faça o Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Faça o Humpty Hump (você sabe o que eu estou fazendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we're doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Faça o Humpty Hump (estamos fazendo o Humpty Hump, pessoal) (oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
Uh, watch me do the Humpty Hump, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Uh, me veja fazer o Humpty Hump, uh, faça o Humpty Hump
Check it out (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Confira (oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
Black people
Pessoas negras
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Faça o Humpty Hump, faça o Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
Come on, white people
Vamos lá, pessoas brancas
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Faça o Humpty Hump, faça o Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
Puerto Ricans
Porto-riquenhos
Do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump (do the, do the Humpty Hump)
Faça o Humpty Hump, continue fazendo o hump (faça o, faça o Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
Samoans
Samoanos
Do the Humpty Hump, do the, do the Humpty Hump
Faça o Humpty Hump, faça o, faça o Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Let's get stupid
Vamos ficar estúpidos
(Gimme me the music) uh
(Me dê a música) uh
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Faça o Humpty Hump, faça o Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Me dê, me dê a música)
Everybody do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Todo mundo faça o Humpty Hump, faça o Humpty Hump
Uh, gi-gimme me the music
Uh, gi-me a música
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Faça o Humpty Hump, venha e faça o Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Me dê, me dê a música)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Faça o Humpty Hump (você sabe o que estamos fazendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump)
Faça o Humpty Hump (fazendo o Humpty Hump)
Oh, yeah, gon' and break it down (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Oh, yeah, vai e quebra tudo (oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
Uh, uh
Uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Yeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
Once again, the Underground is in the house
Mais uma vez, o Underground está na casa
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Eu gostaria de mandar um alô para o mundo inteiro
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
Continue fazendo a Dança do Humpty
And to the ladies
E para as garotas
Peace and humptiness forever
Paz e humptiness para sempre
(Oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, faça-me, baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, faça-me, baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
Está bien, detén lo que estás haciendo porque estoy a punto de arruinar
The image and the style that ya used to
La imagen y el estilo a los que estás acostumbrado
I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see
Puedo parecer gracioso, pero, oye, estoy ganando dinero, ves
So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me
Así que, oye, mundo, espero que estés listo para mí
Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town
Ahora reúnanse, soy el nuevo tonto en la ciudad
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
Y mi sonido está establecido por el Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
Me bebo todo el Hennessey que tienes en tu estante
So just let me introduce myself
Así que solo déjame presentarme
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Mi nombre es Humpty, pronunciado con una Umpty
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
Oye, damas, oh, cómo me gusta funk thee
And all the rappers in the top ten
Y todos los raperos en el top ten
Please allow me to bump thee
Por favor, permíteme golpearte
I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
Estoy pisando fuerte, y'all y justo como Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
Vas a caer cuando los estéreos me bombeen
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
Me gusta rimar, me gustan mis ritmos funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
Soy animado, me gusta mi avena grumosa
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
Estoy enfermo con esto, mack gangsta directo
But sometimes I get ridiculous
Pero a veces me pongo ridículo
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Me comeré todas tus galletas y tu regaliz
Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish?
Uh, chica gorda, ven aquí, ¿eres cosquillosa?
Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
Sí, te llamé gorda, mírame, estoy delgado
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
Nunca me impidió ponerme ocupado
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
Soy un bicho raro, me gustan las chicas con el boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy
Una vez me puse ocupado en un baño de Burger King, estoy loco
Allow me to amaze thee
Permíteme asombrarte
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
Dicen que soy feo pero eso simplemente no me afecta
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
Todavía estoy metiéndome en los pantalones de las chicas
And I even got my own dance
E incluso tengo mi propio baile
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
El Baile Humpty es tu oportunidad de hacer el hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh
(Oh, hazme, bebé) vamos, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Haz el Humpty Hump, ven y haz el Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all
(Oh, oh, hazme, bebé) mírame a todos
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Haz el Humpty Hump, solo mírame hacer el Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah
(Oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé) sí
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Haz el Humpty Hump (¿sabes lo que estoy haciendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Haz el Humpty Hump (haciendo el Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump
Vamos, haz el Humpty Hump, ja, haz el Humpty Hump
People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
La gente dice: "Oye, Humpty, tienes un aspecto realmente gracioso"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Está bien porque pongo las cosas en marcha
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
Te quedas mirando, te quedas mirando, constantemente intentas compararme
But ya can't get near me
Pero no puedes acercarte a mí
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
Les doy más, ves, y en el suelo, sé
All the girls they adore me
Todas las chicas me adoran
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
Oh sí, damas, realmente estoy siendo sincero
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
Porque en un 69 mi nariz de humpty te hará cosquillas en la parte trasera
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Mi nariz es grande, uh-uh no me avergüenzo
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
Grande como un pepinillo, todavía estoy cobrando
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Me acuesto con las damas, sabes que estoy a cargo
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
Tanto cómo vivo y mi nariz es grande
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
Me pongo estúpido, disparo una flecha como Cupido
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
Usaré una palabra que no significa nada, como looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
Canté en Doowhutchalike, y si te lo perdiste
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits"
Soy el que dijo: "Solo agárralos en las galletas"
Also told ya that I like to bite
También te dije que me gusta morder
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
Bueno, sí, supongo que es obvio, también me gusta escribir
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
Todo lo que tenías que hacer era darle a Humpty una oportunidad
And now I'm gonna do my dance
Y ahora voy a hacer mi baile
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
El Baile Humpty es tu oportunidad de hacer el hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady
(Oh, hazme, bebé) vamos, sí, sexy dama
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Haz el Humpty Hump, ven, uh, haz el Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody
(Oh, oh, hazme, bebé) sexy bebé, todos
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump)
Haz el Humpty Hump, haz el Humpty Hump (ven y haz el Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé) uh
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Haz el Humpty Hump (¿sabes lo que estamos haciendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Haz el Humpty Hump (estamos haciendo el Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Uh, haz el Humpty Hump, mírame hacer el Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Oh, sí, ese es el descanso, y'all
Let a little of that bass groove right here
Deja que un poco de ese ritmo de bajo se mueva aquí
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
Oh, yeah
Oh, sí
Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself
Ahora que les conté un poco sobre mí
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
Permítanme contarles un poco sobre este baile
It's real easy to do, check it out
Es muy fácil de hacer, compruébalo
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Primero cojeo hacia un lado como si me hubiera roto la pierna
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Sacudiéndome y retorciéndome un poco como si estuviera fumando
Crazy, whack, funky
Loco, chiflado, funky
People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty"
La gente dice: "Pareces M.C. Hammer en crack, Humpty"
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
Está bien porque mi cuerpo está en movimiento
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Se supone que debe parecer un ataque o una convulsión
Anyone can play this game
Cualquiera puede jugar a este juego
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
Este es mi baile, y'all, Humpty Hump es mi nombre
No two people will do it the same
No hay dos personas que lo hagan igual
You got it down when you appear to be in pain
Lo tienes cuando pareces estar en dolor
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Humpin', funkin', saltando
Jig around, shakin' ya rump
Baila alrededor, sacudiendo tu trasero
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Y cuando un tonto punk de doo-doo señala con un dedo como un tocón
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
Dile que se aparte, estoy haciendo el Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
El Baile Humpty es tu oportunidad de hacer el hump
(Oh, do me, baby) everybody, uh
(Oh, hazme, bebé) todos, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, do the Humpty Hump
Haz el Humpty Hump, ven, haz el Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy lady
(Oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé) sexy dama
Do the Humpty Hump (uh), do the Humpty Hump
Haz el Humpty Hump (uh), haz el Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Haz el Humpty Hump (¿sabes lo que estoy haciendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we're doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Haz el Humpty Hump (estamos haciendo el Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
Uh, watch me do the Humpty Hump, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Uh, mírame hacer el Humpty Hump, uh, haz el Humpty Hump
Check it out (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Compruébalo (oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
Black people
Gente negra
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Haz el Humpty Hump, haz el Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
Come on, white people
Vamos, gente blanca
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Haz el Humpty Hump, haz el Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
Puerto Ricans
Puertorriqueños
Do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump (do the, do the Humpty Hump)
Haz el Humpty Hump, sigue haciendo el hump (haz el, haz el Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
Samoans
Samoanos
Do the Humpty Hump, do the, do the Humpty Hump
Haz el Humpty Hump, haz el, haz el Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah
Oh, sí
Let's get stupid
Vamos a ponernos estúpidos
(Gimme me the music) uh
(Dame la música) uh
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Haz el Humpty Hump, haz el Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Dame, dame la música)
Everybody do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Todos hagan el Humpty Hump, hagan el Humpty Hump
Uh, gi-gimme me the music
Uh, gi-dame la música
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Haz el Humpty Hump, ven y haz el Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Dame, dame la música)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Haz el Humpty Hump (¿sabes lo que estamos haciendo?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump)
Haz el Humpty Hump (haciendo el Humpty Hump)
Oh, yeah, gon' and break it down (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Oh, sí, vamos a romperlo (oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
Uh, uh
Uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Sí, sí, sexy dama (oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
Once again, the Underground is in the house
Una vez más, el Underground está en la casa
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Me gustaría enviar un saludo a todo el mundo
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
Sigue haciendo el Baile Humpty
And to the ladies
Y a las damas
Peace and humptiness forever
Paz y humptiness para siempre
(Oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, hazme, bebé)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, hazme, bebé)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
D'accord, arrête ce que tu fais parce que je suis sur le point de ruiner
The image and the style that ya used to
L'image et le style auxquels tu es habitué
I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see
Je peux avoir l'air drôle, mais, yo, je fais de l'argent, tu vois
So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me
Alors, yo, monde j'espère que tu es prêt pour moi
Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town
Maintenant rassemblez-vous, je suis le nouveau fou en ville
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
Et mon son est posé par l'Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
Je bois tout le Hennessey que tu as sur ton étagère
So just let me introduce myself
Alors laisse-moi me présenter
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Mon nom est Humpty, prononcé avec un Umpty
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
Yo, mesdames, oh, comme j'aime vous faire vibrer
And all the rappers in the top ten
Et tous les rappeurs dans le top dix
Please allow me to bump thee
S'il vous plaît, laissez-moi vous bousculer
I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
Je marche grand, y'all et tout comme Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
Tu vas tomber quand les stéréos me pompent
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
J'aime rimer, j'aime mes beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
Je suis énergique, j'aime mon gruau grumeleux
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
Je suis malade avec ça, un vrai gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
Mais parfois je deviens ridicule
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Je vais manger tous vos crackers et votre réglisse
Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish?
Uh, yo grosse fille, viens ici, es-tu chatouilleuse ?
Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
Ouais, je t'ai appelée grosse, regarde-moi, je suis maigre
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
Ça ne m'a jamais empêché de m'activer
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
Je suis un monstre, j'aime les filles avec le boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy
Une fois, je me suis occupé dans une salle de bain de Burger King, je suis fou
Allow me to amaze thee
Laissez-moi vous étonner
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
Ils disent que je suis laid mais ça ne me dérange pas
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
Je continue à entrer dans le pantalon des filles
And I even got my own dance
Et j'ai même ma propre danse
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
La danse de Humpty est ta chance de faire le hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh
(Oh, fais-moi, bébé) allez, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Fais le Humpty Hump, viens et fais le Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all
(Oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé) regarde-moi y'all
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Fais le Humpty Hump, regarde-moi faire le Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah
(Oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé) ouais
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Fais le Humpty Hump (tu sais ce que je fais ?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Fais le Humpty Hump (fais le Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump
Allez, fais le Humpty Hump, ha, fais le Humpty Hump
People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
Les gens disent, "Yo, Humpty, tu as vraiment l'air drôle"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
C'est bon parce que je fais bouger les choses
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
Tu fixes, tu lorgnes, tu essaies constamment de me comparer
But ya can't get near me
Mais tu ne peux pas m'approcher
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
Je leur en donne plus, tu vois, et sur le sol, sois
All the girls they adore me
Toutes les filles m'adorent
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
Oh oui, mesdames, je suis vraiment sincère
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
Parce que dans un 69 mon nez de humpty te chatouillera l'arrière
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Mon nez est grand, uh-uh je n'ai pas honte
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
Grand comme un cornichon, je continue à être payé
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Je suis couché par les dames, tu sais que je suis en charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
Tant par ma façon de vivre que par la taille de mon nez
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
Je deviens stupide, je tire une flèche comme Cupidon
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
J'utiliserai un mot qui ne veut rien dire, comme looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
J'ai chanté sur Doowhutchalike, et si tu l'as manqué
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits"
Je suis celui qui a dit, "Il suffit de les attraper dans les biscuits"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Je t'ai aussi dit que j'aime mordre
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
Eh bien, ouais, je suppose que c'est évident, j'aime aussi écrire
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
Tout ce que tu avais à faire, c'était de donner une chance à Humpty
And now I'm gonna do my dance
Et maintenant je vais faire ma danse
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
La danse de Humpty est ta chance de faire le hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady
(Oh, fais-moi, bébé) allez, ouais, sexy lady
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Fais le Humpty Hump, viens, uh, fais le Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody
(Oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé) sexy bébé, tout le monde
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump)
Fais le Humpty Hump, fais le Humpty Hump (viens et fais le Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé) uh
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Fais le Humpty Hump (tu sais ce qu'on fait ?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Fais le Humpty Hump (on fait le Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Uh, fais le Humpty Hump, regarde-moi faire le Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Oh, ouais, c'est la pause, y'all
Let a little of that bass groove right here
Laissez un peu de cette basse groove ici
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
Oh, yeah
Oh, ouais
Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself
Maintenant que je vous ai parlé un peu de moi
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
Laissez-moi vous parler un peu de cette danse
It's real easy to do, check it out
C'est très facile à faire, regardez
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
D'abord je boite sur le côté comme si ma jambe était cassée
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Secouant et tressaillant un peu comme si je fumais
Crazy, whack, funky
Fou, décalé, funky
People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty"
Les gens disent, "Tu ressembles à M.C. Hammer sous crack, Humpty"
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
C'est bon parce que mon corps est en mouvement
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
C'est censé ressembler à une crise ou à une convulsion
Anyone can play this game
N'importe qui peut jouer à ce jeu
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
C'est ma danse, y'all, Humpty Hump est mon nom
No two people will do it the same
Personne ne le fera de la même manière
You got it down when you appear to be in pain
Tu l'as quand tu sembles être en douleur
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Jig around, shakin' ya rump
Gigue autour, secouant ton derrière
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Et quand un doo-doo chump punk pointe un doigt comme un moignon
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
Dis-lui de dégager, je fais le Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
La danse de Humpty est ta chance de faire le hump
(Oh, do me, baby) everybody, uh
(Oh, fais-moi, bébé) tout le monde, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, do the Humpty Hump
Fais le Humpty Hump, viens, fais le Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy lady
(Oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé) sexy lady
Do the Humpty Hump (uh), do the Humpty Hump
Fais le Humpty Hump (uh), fais le Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Fais le Humpty Hump (tu sais ce que je fais ?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we're doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Fais le Humpty Hump (on fait le Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
Uh, watch me do the Humpty Hump, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Uh, regarde-moi faire le Humpty Hump, uh, fais le Humpty Hump
Check it out (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Regarde (oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
Black people
Les gens noirs
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Fais le Humpty Hump, fais le Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
Come on, white people
Allez, les blancs
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Fais le Humpty Hump, fais le Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
Puerto Ricans
Les Portoricains
Do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump (do the, do the Humpty Hump)
Fais le Humpty Hump, continue à faire le hump (fais le, fais le Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
Samoans
Les Samoans
Do the Humpty Hump, do the, do the Humpty Hump
Fais le Humpty Hump, fais le, fais le Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah
Oh, ouais
Let's get stupid
Devenons stupides
(Gimme me the music) uh
(Donne-moi la musique) uh
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Fais le Humpty Hump, fais le Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Donne-moi, donne-moi la musique)
Everybody do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Tout le monde fait le Humpty Hump, fait le Humpty Hump
Uh, gi-gimme me the music
Uh, gi-donne-moi la musique
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Fais le Humpty Hump, viens et fais le Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Donne-moi, donne-moi la musique)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Fais le Humpty Hump (tu sais ce qu'on fait ?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump)
Fais le Humpty Hump (on fait le Humpty Hump)
Oh, yeah, gon' and break it down (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Oh, ouais, vas-y et casse tout (oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
Uh, uh
Uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Ouais, ouais, sexy lady (oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
Once again, the Underground is in the house
Encore une fois, l'Underground est dans la place
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
J'aimerais envoyer un cri à tout le monde
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
Continuez à faire la danse de Humpty
And to the ladies
Et aux dames
Peace and humptiness forever
Paix et humptiness pour toujours
(Oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, fais-moi, bébé)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, fais-moi, bébé)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
Okay, hör auf, was du tust, denn ich bin dabei, zu ruinieren
The image and the style that ya used to
Das Image und den Stil, an den du gewöhnt bist
I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see
Ich sehe lustig aus, aber, yo, ich mache Geld, siehst du
So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me
Also, yo, Welt, ich hoffe, du bist bereit für mich
Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town
Jetzt versammelt euch, ich bin der neue Narr in der Stadt
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
Und mein Sound wird von der Underground gelegt
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
Ich trinke all den Hennessey, den du auf deinem Regal hast
So just let me introduce myself
Also lass mich mich einfach vorstellen
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Mein Name ist Humpty, ausgesprochen mit einem Umpty
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
Yo, Ladies, oh, wie ich es mag, mit euch zu funkeln
And all the rappers in the top ten
Und alle Rapper in den Top Ten
Please allow me to bump thee
Bitte erlaubt mir, euch zu stoßen
I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
Ich trete groß auf, y'all und genau wie Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
Du wirst fallen, wenn die Stereos mich pumpen
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
Ich mag es zu reimen, ich mag meine Beats funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
Ich bin spunky, ich mag meinen Haferbrei klumpig
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
Ich bin krank mit dis, straight gangsta mack
But sometimes I get ridiculous
Aber manchmal werde ich lächerlich
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Ich werde all deine Cracker und dein Lakritz aufessen
Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish?
Uh, yo dickes Mädchen, komm her, kitzelt es dich?
Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
Ja, ich habe dich fett genannt, schau mich an, ich bin dünn
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
Es hat mich nie davon abgehalten, beschäftigt zu sein
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
Ich bin ein Freak, ich mag die Mädchen mit dem Boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy
Ich war einmal in einem Burger King Badezimmer beschäftigt, ich bin verrückt
Allow me to amaze thee
Erlaubt mir, euch zu verblüffen
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
Sie sagen, ich bin hässlich, aber es stört mich einfach nicht
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
Ich komme immer noch in die Hosen der Mädchen
And I even got my own dance
Und ich habe sogar meinen eigenen Tanz
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Der Humpty Dance ist deine Chance, den Hump zu machen
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh
(Oh, mach's mit mir, Baby) komm schon, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Mach den Humpty Hump, komm und mach den Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all
(Oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby) schau mich an, y'all
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Mach den Humpty Hump, schau mir einfach zu, wie ich den Humpty Hump mache
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah
(Oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby) ja
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Mach den Humpty Hump (weißt du, was ich mache?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Mach den Humpty Hump (mache den Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump
Komm schon, mach den Humpty Hump, ha, mach den Humpty Hump
People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
Die Leute sagen: „Yo, Humpty, du siehst wirklich lustig aus“
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Das ist in Ordnung, denn ich bringe die Dinge ins Rollen
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
Du starrst, du starrst, du versuchst ständig, mich zu vergleichen
But ya can't get near me
Aber du kommst nicht an mich heran
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
Ich gebe ihnen mehr, siehst du, und auf dem Boden, sei
All the girls they adore me
Alle Mädchen verehren mich
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
Oh ja, Ladies, ich meine es wirklich ernst
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
Denn in einer 69 wird meine Humpty Nase dein Hinterteil kitzeln
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Meine Nase ist groß, uh-uh, ich schäme mich nicht
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
Groß wie eine Gurke, ich werde immer noch bezahlt
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Ich werde von den Ladies gelegt, du weißt, ich bin in Charge
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
Sowohl wie ich lebe als auch meine Nase ist groß
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
Ich werde dumm, ich schieße einen Pfeil wie Cupid
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
Ich werde ein Wort benutzen, das nichts bedeutet, wie looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
Ich sang auf Doowhutchalike, und wenn du es verpasst hast
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits"
Ich bin derjenige, der gesagt hat: „Greif sie einfach in die Kekse“
Also told ya that I like to bite
Ich habe dir auch gesagt, dass ich gerne beiße
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
Nun, ja, ich denke, es ist offensichtlich, ich schreibe auch gerne
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
Alles, was du tun musstest, war, Humpty eine Chance zu geben
And now I'm gonna do my dance
Und jetzt werde ich meinen Tanz machen
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Der Humpty Dance ist deine Chance, den Hump zu machen
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady
(Oh, mach's mit mir, Baby) komm schon, ja, sexy Lady
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Mach den Humpty Hump, komm schon, uh, mach den Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody
(Oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby) sexy Baby, alle
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump)
Mach den Humpty Hump, mach den Humpty Hump (komm und mach den Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby) uh
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Mach den Humpty Hump (weißt du, was wir machen?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Mach den Humpty Hump (wir machen den Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Uh, mach den Humpty Hump, schau mir zu, wie ich den Humpty Hump mache
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Oh, ja, das ist die Pause, y'all
Let a little of that bass groove right here
Lass ein bisschen von diesem Bass Groove hier
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
Oh, yeah
Oh, ja
Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself
Jetzt, da ich euch ein bisschen über mich erzählt habe
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
Lass mich euch ein bisschen über diesen Tanz erzählen
It's real easy to do, check it out
Es ist wirklich einfach zu machen, schau es dir an
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Zuerst humpel ich zur Seite, als ob mein Bein gebrochen wäre
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Zitternd und zuckend, irgendwie als ob ich rauchen würde
Crazy, whack, funky
Verrückt, whack, funky
People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty"
Die Leute sagen: „Du siehst aus wie M.C. Hammer auf Crack, Humpty“
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
Das ist in Ordnung, denn mein Körper ist in Bewegung
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Es soll aussehen wie ein Anfall oder eine Konvulsion
Anyone can play this game
Jeder kann dieses Spiel spielen
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
Das ist mein Tanz, y'all, Humpty Hump ist mein Name
No two people will do it the same
Keine zwei Leute werden es gleich machen
You got it down when you appear to be in pain
Du hast es drauf, wenn du aussiehst, als ob du Schmerzen hättest
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Humpen, funken, springen
Jig around, shakin' ya rump
Jig herum, schüttel deinen Rumpf
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Und wenn ein Doo-Doo Chump Punk einen Finger wie einen Stumpf zeigt
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
Sag ihm, er soll abhauen, ich mache den Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Der Humpty Dance ist deine Chance, den Hump zu machen
(Oh, do me, baby) everybody, uh
(Oh, mach's mit mir, Baby) alle, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, do the Humpty Hump
Mach den Humpty Hump, komm schon, mach den Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy lady
(Oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby) sexy Lady
Do the Humpty Hump (uh), do the Humpty Hump
Mach den Humpty Hump (uh), mach den Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Mach den Humpty Hump (weißt du, was ich mache?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we're doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Mach den Humpty Hump (wir machen den Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
Uh, watch me do the Humpty Hump, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Uh, schau mir zu, wie ich den Humpty Hump mache, uh, mach den Humpty Hump
Check it out (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Schau es dir an (oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
Black people
Schwarze Leute
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Mach den Humpty Hump, mach den Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
Come on, white people
Komm schon, weiße Leute
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Mach den Humpty Hump, mach den Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
Puerto Ricans
Puerto Ricaner
Do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump (do the, do the Humpty Hump)
Mach den Humpty Hump, mach einfach weiter den Hump (mach den, mach den Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
Samoans
Samoaner
Do the Humpty Hump, do the, do the Humpty Hump
Mach den Humpty Hump, mach den, mach den Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah
Oh, ja
Let's get stupid
Lass uns dumm werden
(Gimme me the music) uh
(Gib mir die Musik) uh
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Mach den Humpty Hump, mach den Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Gib mir, gib mir die Musik)
Everybody do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Jeder macht den Humpty Hump, mach den Humpty Hump
Uh, gi-gimme me the music
Uh, gi-gib mir die Musik
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Mach den Humpty Hump, komm und mach den Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Gib mir, gib mir die Musik)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Mach den Humpty Hump (weißt du, was wir machen?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump)
Mach den Humpty Hump (wir machen den Humpty Hump)
Oh, yeah, gon' and break it down (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Oh, ja, geh und brech es runter (oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
Uh, uh
Uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Ja, ja, sexy Lady (oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
Once again, the Underground is in the house
Noch einmal, das Underground ist im Haus
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Ich möchte einen Shoutout an die ganze Welt senden
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
Macht weiter den Humpty Dance
And to the ladies
Und an die Ladies
Peace and humptiness forever
Frieden und Humptiness für immer
(Oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, mach's mit mir, Baby)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
Baiklah, berhenti apa yang sedang kamu lakukan karena aku akan merusak
The image and the style that ya used to
Citra dan gaya yang biasa kamu gunakan
I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see
Aku terlihat lucu, tapi, yo, aku menghasilkan uang, lihat
So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me
Jadi, yo, dunia aku harap kau siap untukku
Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in town
Sekarang berkumpul, aku orang bodoh baru di kota
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
Dan suaraku diturunkan oleh Underground
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
Aku minum semua Hennessey yang ada di rakmu
So just let me introduce myself
Jadi biarkan aku memperkenalkan diriku
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
Namaku Humpty, diucapkan dengan Umpty
Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to funk thee
Yo, wanita, oh, bagaimana aku suka bermain funk denganmu
And all the rappers in the top ten
Dan semua rapper di sepuluh besar
Please allow me to bump thee
Tolong izinkan aku untuk mengguncangmu
I'm steppin' tall, y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty
Aku melangkah tinggi, y'all dan seperti Humpty Dumpty
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
Kamu akan jatuh ketika stereo memompa aku
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
Aku suka berima, aku suka beatku funky
I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy
Aku bersemangat, aku suka oatmealku berbintil-bintil
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
Aku sakit dengan ini, gangsta mack lurus
But sometimes I get ridiculous
Tapi kadang-kadang aku menjadi konyol
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
Aku akan makan semua biskuit dan permen licoricemu
Uh, yo fat girl, come here, are ya ticklish?
Uh, yo gadis gemuk, datanglah, apakah kamu geli?
Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me, I'm skinny
Ya, aku memanggilmu gemuk, lihat aku, aku kurus
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
Itu tidak pernah menghentikanku dari sibuk
I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom
Aku seorang freak, aku suka gadis-gadis dengan boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I'm crazy
Aku pernah sibuk di kamar mandi Burger King, aku gila
Allow me to amaze thee
Izinkan aku untuk membuatmu terheran-heran
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
Mereka bilang aku jelek tapi itu tidak menggangguku
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
Aku masih bisa masuk ke celana gadis-gadis
And I even got my own dance
Dan aku bahkan punya tarianku sendiri
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Tarian Humpty adalah kesempatanmu untuk melakukan hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, uh
(Oh, lakukan aku, sayang) ayo, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Lakukan Humpty Hump, ayo dan lakukan Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) check me out y'all
(Oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang) periksa aku y'all
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Lakukan Humpty Hump, lihat aku melakukan Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) yeah
(Oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang) ya
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Lakukan Humpty Hump (apakah kamu tahu apa yang aku lakukan?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Lakukan Humpty Hump (melakukan Humpty Hump) (oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
Come on, do the Humpty Hump, ha, do the Humpty Hump
Ayo, lakukan Humpty Hump, ha, lakukan Humpty Hump
People say, "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
Orang-orang bilang, "Yo, Humpty, kamu benar-benar terlihat lucu"
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Itu tidak masalah karena aku membuat segalanya memasak
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
Kamu menatap, kamu menatap, kamu terus mencoba membandingkanku
But ya can't get near me
Tapi kamu tidak bisa mendekatiku
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, be
Aku memberi mereka lebih, lihat, dan di lantai, menjadi
All the girls they adore me
Semua gadis mereka menyukai aku
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
Oh ya, wanita, aku benar-benar tulus
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
Karena dalam posisi 69 hidung humptyku akan menggelitik belakangmu
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Hidungku besar, uh-uh aku tidak malu
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
Besar seperti acar, aku masih dibayar
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
Aku tidur dengan wanita, kamu tahu aku yang memimpin
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
Baik bagaimana aku hidup dan hidungku besar
I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
Aku menjadi bodoh, aku menembakkan panah seperti Cupid
I'll use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
Aku akan menggunakan kata yang tidak berarti apa-apa, seperti looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it
Aku bernyanyi di Doowhutchalike, dan jika kamu melewatkannya
I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits"
Aku adalah orang yang berkata, "Cukup ambil mereka di biskuit"
Also told ya that I like to bite
Juga memberitahumu bahwa aku suka menggigit
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
Nah, ya, aku rasa sudah jelas, aku juga suka menulis
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
Semua yang harus kamu lakukan adalah memberi Humpty kesempatan
And now I'm gonna do my dance
Dan sekarang aku akan melakukan tarianku
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Tarian Humpty adalah kesempatanmu untuk melakukan hump
(Oh, do me, baby) come on, yeah, sexy lady
(Oh, lakukan aku, sayang) ayo, ya, wanita seksi
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Lakukan Humpty Hump, ayo, uh, lakukan Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy baby, everybody
(Oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang) wanita seksi, semua orang
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (come on and do the Humpty Hump)
Lakukan Humpty Hump, lakukan Humpty Hump (ayo dan lakukan Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) uh
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang) uh
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Lakukan Humpty Hump (apakah kamu tahu apa yang kita lakukan?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Lakukan Humpty Hump (kita melakukan Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
Uh, do the Humpty Hump, watch me do the Humpty Hump
Uh, lakukan Humpty Hump, lihat aku melakukan Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Oh, ya, itu istirahatnya, y'all
Let a little of that bass groove right here
Biarkan sedikit bass groove di sini
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
A-doo-doo, a-doo-doo
Oh, yeah
Oh, ya
Now that I told y'all a little bit about myself
Sekarang setelah aku memberi tahu kalian sedikit tentang diriku
Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
Biarkan aku memberi tahu kalian sedikit tentang tarian ini
It's real easy to do, check it out
Sangat mudah dilakukan, periksa ini
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Pertama aku pincang ke samping seperti kakiku patah
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Menggigil dan berkedut seperti aku sedang merokok
Crazy, whack, funky
Gila, aneh, funky
People say, "You look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty"
Orang-orang bilang, "Kamu terlihat seperti M.C. Hammer dalam crack, Humpty"
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
Itu tidak masalah karena tubuhku sedang bergerak
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Seharusnya terlihat seperti kejang atau kejang
Anyone can play this game
Siapa pun bisa bermain game ini
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
Ini adalah tarianku, y'all, Humpty Hump adalah namaku
No two people will do it the same
Tidak ada dua orang yang akan melakukannya dengan cara yang sama
You got it down when you appear to be in pain
Kamu menguasainya ketika kamu tampaknya merasa sakit
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Humpin', funkin', jumpin'
Jig around, shakin' ya rump
Jig sekitar, menggoyangkan pantatmu
And when a doo-doo chump punk points a finger like a stump
Dan ketika seorang doo-doo chump punk menunjuk jari seperti tunggul
Tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump
Katakan padanya mundur, aku sedang melakukan Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Tarian Humpty adalah kesempatanmu untuk melakukan hump
(Oh, do me, baby) everybody, uh
(Oh, lakukan aku, sayang) semua orang, uh
Do the Humpty Hump, come on, do the Humpty Hump
Lakukan Humpty Hump, ayo, lakukan Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby) sexy lady
(Oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang) wanita seksi
Do the Humpty Hump (uh), do the Humpty Hump
Lakukan Humpty Hump (uh), lakukan Humpty Hump
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what I'm doin'?)
Lakukan Humpty Hump (apakah kamu tahu apa yang aku lakukan?)
Do the Humpty Hump (we're doin' the Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Lakukan Humpty Hump (kita sedang melakukan Humpty Hump, y'all) (oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
Uh, watch me do the Humpty Hump, uh, do the Humpty Hump
Uh, lihat aku melakukan Humpty Hump, uh, lakukan Humpty Hump
Check it out (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Periksa ini (oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
Black people
Orang kulit hitam
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Lakukan Humpty Hump, lakukan Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
Come on, white people
Ayo, orang kulit putih
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
Lakukan Humpty Hump, lakukan Humpty Hump (oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
Puerto Ricans
Puerto Ricans
Do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump (do the, do the Humpty Hump)
Lakukan Humpty Hump, terus lakukan hump (lakukan, lakukan Humpty Hump)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
Samoans
Samoans
Do the Humpty Hump, do the, do the Humpty Hump
Lakukan Humpty Hump, lakukan, lakukan Humpty Hump
Oh, yeah
Oh, ya
Let's get stupid
Ayo menjadi bodoh
(Gimme me the music) uh
(Berikan aku musik) uh
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Lakukan Humpty Hump, lakukan Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Berikan aku, berikan aku musik)
Everybody do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Semua orang lakukan Humpty Hump, lakukan Humpty Hump
Uh, gi-gimme me the music
Uh, gi-gimme me musik
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Lakukan Humpty Hump, ayo dan lakukan Humpty Hump
(Gimme me, gimme me the music)
(Berikan aku, berikan aku musik)
Do the Humpty Hump (do ya know what we're doin'?)
Lakukan Humpty Hump (apakah kamu tahu apa yang kita lakukan?)
Do the Humpty Hump (doin' the Humpty Hump)
Lakukan Humpty Hump (melakukan Humpty Hump)
Oh, yeah, gon' and break it down (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Oh, ya, gon' dan hancurkan (oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
Uh, uh
Uh, uh
Yeah, yeah, sexy lady (oh, oh, do me, baby)
Ya, ya, wanita seksi (oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
Once again, the Underground is in the house
Sekali lagi, Underground ada di rumah
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world
Aku ingin mengirimkan salam ke seluruh dunia
Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance
Terus lakukan Tarian Humpty
And to the ladies
Dan untuk para wanita
Peace and humptiness forever
Damai dan humptiness selamanya
(Oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
(Oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)
(Oh, oh, oh, do me, baby)
(Oh, oh, oh, lakukan aku, sayang)