One, Two, Three: Waltzing is Better Sitting Down: Waltz Me No Waltzes

One, Two, Three
One, Two, Three
One, Two, Three

The latest of dances enhances romances
So you're taking chances when dancing the waltz
This pleasure we're sharing, is really quite daring
But let's not be caring till the band halts

If I had my way
I'd endeavour
To keep waltzing forever

One, Two, Three
One, Two, Three
One, Two, Three

When we go waltzing
One, Two, Three
One, Two, Three
One, Two, Three

Entering heaven is A, B, C
Magical music the key

This modern dance may be new to you
But oh what I hope it will do to you

How can my heart be fancy free
When you go One, Two, Three with me

Waltzing is better sitting down
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Sitting the waltz out thrills me through
Gazing in your eyes of blue

Wonderful waltzes I've known with you
But oh what a thrill here alone with you

You'll have me singing
Over town
Waltzing is better sitting
Waltzing is better sitting
Waltzing is better sitting down

Waltz me no waltzes sitting down
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Waltz me no waltzes sitting down
All massachusetts will frown

Who knows what moonlight
May bring about
It's probably safer to swing about
Why start them saying over town

Waltzing is rather risky
Partners can get too frisky
Waltz me no waltzes sitting down