Shallow Pop Songs

I'm the Usain Bolt of running from my problems
I never go home 'cause those people know who I am
I like getting drunk because it makes me feel more charming
I haven't been myself since the election

When life was easy, the music was harsh
Now I wanna escape, 'cause life is hard
All I ever listen to when I get inside my car
All I want is shallow pop songs

All I talk about is the weather
Are hot dogs sandwiches, subs, or neither?
I wanna just talk about movies I dislike
I'd rather not talk about anything in my life

When life was easy, the music was harsh
Now I wanna escape, 'cause life is hard
All I ever listen to when I get inside my car
All I want is shallow pop songs

And the last text I sent to him was about the movie Avatar
And how dumb I thought the central themes are
Like it's reject technology, accept nature's beauty
Except the whole damn movie was to promote the new kind of 3D

Hey Mike
Aren't I a genius?
Hey Mike
Aren't I brilliant?
Hey Mike
Come on man
Why aren't you responding?