Rubber Buccaneer

See her walking down the street
She's got rubber legs and rubber feet
Rubber head and a rubber nose
She's got a rubber face and rubber toes

Everythings rubber in her land of dreams
Cannabis castles and acid queens
Rubber beds and rubber floors
Rubber pets and rubber doors

His rubber wife wears rubber clothes
And her rubbeer kids got snotty nose
The rubber bath has got rubber taps
And in the shower are rubber mats
Everythings rubber in his land of dreams
Been that way since his teens
Rubber women for his treat
Rubber bouncing beneath the sheets

Doctors think he's crazy
Should be locked up soon
In a mental ward off the street
In a rubber room
People think he's crazy
Mother thinks he's queer
But nobody fucks around
With the rubber buccaneer

See him walking down the street
He's got rubber legs and rubber feet
Rubber head and a rubber nose
He's got a rubber face and rubber toes

Everythings rubber in her land of dreams
Cannabis castles and acid queens
Rubber beds and rubber floors
Rubber pets and rubber doors
People think he's crazy
Mother thinks he's queer
But nobody fucks around
With the rubber buccaneer