Who Are You?

Who do you think you are
Strutting around in your underwear
Chauffeur driven in your car
When are you gonna learn, gonna lay it bare
You got a kid now
Your boobs are too big now
Your career started on page 3
Now you've been promoted to reality TV
You should have stayed where you were
SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING YOUR ARSE IN MY PAPER!
Don't want to see your arse in the paper!
Who are you what do you really do?
Who are you what do you really know?
You're sleeping with a pop star now
Where's the football player now it's all gone sour?
But competition's on its way
An Essex girl is coming to steal all your thunder
Here she comes to steal all your thunder!