Mutations Of Today

[Verse 1]
The Mexican monster babies are here
Are here in the USA
The Mexican monster babies are here
Are here in North America
Soon they will spread
To the USA
Land of the free
And the home of the brave

[Verse 2]
Have heads like frogs
They look like dogs
Their hearts hang out
Don't want them about
Bought five neat pills
From the man next door
He owns a drug store
He said take two of these
And you'll never get pregnant again
Don't know what they were
They look like M&M's
Maybe they were
In a month you were pregnant
You had a Mexican monster baby
Mutations of today
Mutations of the only mind
Flowing deep and not know why
Flowing deep, you might lose sight today

[Verse 3]
Thousands of new drugs come out each year
Some are tested some are not
Some are sold by fundy people
Some cure cancer, some do not
They create Mexican monster babies
They're coming to Juarez, El Paso
Utah, where the Mormons live, Arizona

[Outro]
Yes folks, that's right, you heard right
You can't afford to go to a [?] M.D. for birth control
Stop by your neighborhood drug store and pick up some new yellow pills with a funny name
Mexican monster baaaabies
Ooh
When, oh, why
Why me?
Why me?
Why me?