Who Drank My Beer While I Was In The Rear
Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Point out that low-down moocher
I'm gonna dislocate his future
I walked into this bar room
With my pipes as dry as chalk
I bought myself a beer
Then I had to take a walk
While I was gone some no good John
Had drank up my last dime
I never thought a man
Would stoop to such a petty crime
Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Such dealin's call for action
I'm demanding satisfaction
A beer don't just evaporate
Or scoot off like a fly
It don't got legs to walk away
Which proves that there's a guy
One of you fellas at the bar
Who drank a beer for free
Be honest with me boys
Point the buzzard out to me
Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Point out that low-down moocher
I'm gonna dislocate his future
As far back as my memory goes
I've been a friend to man
When one was down and I was around
I'd lend a helping hand
Won't one of you gents with good intent
Please do the same for me?
Replace my beer so I'll still love
And trust humanity
Who drank my beer while I was in the rear?
Such dealin's call for action
I'm demanding satisfaction