Antidisestablishmentarianism

Mabilis akong mag-ulat
Huwag ka sanang magugulat
Tagapagsalita ang tungkulin ko sa masa

Hatid ko ay balita
Sumunod na kayo sa wika
Manahimik bihag ka at
Nasa akin ang 'yong dila

Nagsasawa na ako sa kanonood sa inyong mukhang
Mukhang wala pa 'ring pinagbabago
Kung makapagsalita kala mo'y walang-hiya
Hinay-hinay dahil sanay kami sa away

Utak mo'y naiwan
Bago pa tuluyang nawasak ang lahat
Ngayo'y tayo'y damay-damay
Sa 'yong kahangalan

At pambihira
Ang laki mong tanga
Ipaghahanda ka pa namin ng tinola
Lunurin natin silang lahat

At pambihira
Ang laki mong tanga
Ipaghahanda ka pa namin ng tinola
Lunurin natin silang lahat

Nagsasawa ka na ba sa katatalak ng mga buwaya
At wala pa 'ring pinagbabago
Kung makapagsalita kala mo'y walang-hiya
Hinay-hinay dahil sanay kami sa away

Huwag niyo silang katakutan
Kayang-kaya nating wasakin ang lahat
Ngayo'y pati sila'y madadamay
Sa kanilang kalapastanganan

Pambihira
Ang laki mong tanga
Ipaghahanda ka pa namin ng tinola
Lunurin natin silang lahat

At pambihira
Ang laki mong tanga
Ipaghahanda ka pa namin ng tinola
Lunurin natin silang lahat

Mabilis akong mag-ulat
Huwag ka sanang magugulat
Tagapagsalita ang tungkulin ko sa masa

[Verse 1]
I deliver news swiftly
Don't be surprised
Being a 'Speaker' is my public duty

I bring news;
"Follow thy word!"
Shut up, you're a hostage-
Your tongue is in my hands!

[Verse 2]
I'm sick and tired of watching your faces-
(Faces that) Looks like nothing has ever changed
They speak like shameless douchebags-
Slow down because we're well-versed in fights

[Verse 3]
Your brain is left behind
Before everything else even collapsed!
Now we suffer equal
Due to your foolishness

[Verse 4]
And-
UNBELIEVABLE!
YOU'RE A HUGE DUMBASS!
We'll even prepare you (Chicken Soup)!
Let's drown them all!

And-
UNBELIEVABLE!
YOU'RE A HUGE DUMBASS!
We'll even prepare you (Chicken Soup)!
Let's drown them all!

[Verse 5]
Aren't you getting tired of the crocodiles' chatter
And without a doubt still hasn't changed
They speak like shameless douchebags-
Slow down because we're well-versed in fights!

[Verse 6]
Do not fear them
We can destroy everything!
Now they're going to be incriminated
From their own insolency!

[Verse 7]
UNBELIEVABLE!
YOU'RE A HUGE DUMBASS!
We'll even prepare you (Chicken Soup)!
Let's drown them all!

UNBELIEVABLE!
YOU'RE A HUGE DUMBASS!
We'll even prepare you (Chicken Soup)!
Let's drown them all!

[Verse 8]
I deliver news swiftly
Don't be surprised
Being a 'Speaker' is my public duty