BISCUIT AND FRIES (Skit)
Yuh, welcome to Krispy Kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts
How may I help you?
Yuh, lemme get a biscuit, some uh... fries... some uh...
Sir, we don't serve any of those things but there is a McDonalds across the street, so you can order those items from there
The fuck kinda food service are you? Who the fuck doesn't serve fucking biscuits?
Sir, imma have to ask you to please be respectful. Plus, we are a donut place, we do not serve any fast food... Well... other than donuts
Y'all some fucking bitches bro, so, how the fuck can you serve donuts but cannot serve fucking biscuits? The fucking biscuits and donuts are like the same thing
Sir, imma have to ask you to please stop cursing at me. I can't really do much about that
Yeah, shut the fuck up, y'all already know you can do that shit. Lemme get some fucking biscuits, and fries... and uhhh... I know you sell coffee, don't you?
Yeah, we sell coffees and uhm... we still can't give you those biscuits and fries
Bitch, I know the fuck you can, just get your fucking recipe for a donut and change it up and make it into a biscuit. Plus, all you gotta do is cut up a potato and then fry that bitch, and next thing you know you got fries! So why don't you got no fucking potatoes?
Sir, we do not have potatoes at Krispy Kreme. The fuck we look like? We're not no fucking McDonalds, dildo, we're not no fucking Burger King. We're fucking Krispy Kreme, so bitch, you're gonna have to get out this fucking drive-thru and move the fuck on. Okay?
Not until you give me my fucking biscuits and fries, how the fuck y'all sell coffee but not no fucking biscuits or fries? Those are the two greatest combinations together, so give me my fucking biscuits and fries and let me get a mocha coffee. So I can throw that shit at you!
Bitch, we don't got no fucking biscuits and fries you dumb fuck! Go across the street and go to fucking McDonalds for that shit. We serve fucking donuts and coffee, bro... the fuck?
Y'all on that goofy shit for real though, I'm-- I'm get-- I want my fucking biscuits and fries. Why the fuck do I gotta go to McDonalds for that shit? Don't y'all got some fucking biscuits and fries? Y'all the motherfucking food service. Y'all in the fucking food service. Y'all motherfuckers gotta have some fucking biscuits and FRIES
Tough tits, dumb fuck, we don't got no fucking biscuits or fries. Y'all gotta go across the street to the fucking McDonalds and bother their asses for a fucking biscuits and fries and coffee. I could give you the coffee, but then again, you not gon' get your fucking biscuits and fries. So you better leave this FUCKING drive-thru with something to get... OR you can get this fucking ass beating from me bro. I do not play that shit, get the FUCK off the drive-thru if you're gonna be wasting my fucking time. Either get the fucking coffee or leave, but when you get that coffee, you not getting no fucking biscuits and fries. So shut the fuck up, get something from here, or you can just leave where you're holding up the line and go across the street, for your biscuits and FRIES
Fine! Fuck your bitchass! Get-- I'll just go to McDonalds then. Fuck you! I wanted my fucking coffee, biscuits, and fries! You some bitches bro
Dumb fuck. Welcome to Krispy Kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts, how may I help you?
Yeah, y'all got uhh.. pizza?