The AIDS Crisis

[Intro]
Yeah
Ho
Oh

[Verse 1]
A little too much boner
I wondered "why's he a loner"
Asked if I could show her
Then my boner was a grower
I know I should have kept it to myself
That'd been better for my health
But you know I always do the same
Know I do the

[Chorus 1]
Same things to you
Everything I shouldn't do
Everything consensual
But I shouldn't have been a fool
I should've known what would be done
By you

[Verse 2]
Now the nights are getting colder
And I'm feeling sickly
Starting to grow older
But I'm still only 53
Gotta know what I'm good at
Before I get the violent disease
Now I'm fuckin' sick
I'll be dead before my kid is 3

[Chorus 2]
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
I have got AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
Diarrhea on the floor
All my money out the door
Fuck turns out my kid is four
I didn't even know his age

[Bridge]
This is a message from God
My son, Jesus, is sat next to me
Y'know, I have a lot of problems
And one of them is you
Whoever you are in the world
You stink of fucking piss and shit
And you might be wondering
"God, why would you say this"
It's because you might be spending your whole life trying to get into Heaven
But let me tell you it's not worth it
The only people here are fuckin' teachers and dead people
And also, it's pointless, spending your whole life trying to get somewhere better than where you are when you can just make your own
You can-uh have Heaven on Earth
I think we should all get AIDS from each other
I do, I do
Because that means we love each other very much if we're willing to get AIDS
Now, I hope everybody sleeps well, gets AIDS but doesn't die
Love you

[Outro]
Don't be an asshole
Fall in love, fall in love
Fall in love
If you're an asshole
Die, die, die
Fall in love
Fall in love with somebody
Fall in love, ooh
Don't be an asshole
Fall in love, fall in love
Fall in love
If you're an asshole
Die, die, die
Fall in love
Fall in love with somebody
Fall in love, ooh
Don't be an asshole
Fall in love, fall in love
Fall in l-