Seebumweebum

[Verse 1]
I fell off the fuckin' sliced pan
Then I went to go and put my finger in a man
I went home and saw my dad
He said "son you better not be a fag"
So this is what I did to my dad
I fuckin' suffocate him with a plastic bag
The last thing he saw was an angry me
Everyone stop fuckin' cuttin' down trees

[Chorus]
Imagine all the people
If everyone was happy
Go on holiday in Dingle
If it wasn't so crappy

[Verse 2]
Now I go down to da shops
And what do I see?
Must be a jock
He says "blud you're such a rat"
So I took him by the head and gave him a whack
I go down street and see a chav
She says "oi do you want a shag"
"No I don't you fuckin' slag"
Everyone stop makin' so many P's

[Chorus]
Imagine all the people
If everyone was happy
Go on holiday in Dingle
If it wasn't so crappy

[Bridge]
La, la, la
La, lee, da
La, la, la
La, la, la da, dee, da
La, la, la
La, dee, da
La, la, la
La, da, da, da, dee, da
La, la, la
Da, la, dee, da
La, la, la
Da, da, dada, da, da
La, la, la
Diddly dee
Siddly, widdly, fiddly, she

[Chorus]
Imagine all the people
If everyone was happy
Go on holiday in Dingle
If it wasn't so crappy