STIR CRAZY
Crazy!
Yo germ!
The time for action is now
What up Shay? Nah none of that today
We ain't gonna shoot the breeze from even 6 feet away
And hey when I'm getting groceries, stand back don't approach me
I sanitize everything I panic-buy mostly
My mind focused yo I'm feeling like I'm at war
Gloves on, mask on, going through the glass doors
Grab the carriage, pull it out, wipe it down
I'm past trying to look cool, I'm full psycho now
Older dudes flexing in the frozen food section
I respect 'em as my brethren so I gotta keep steppin'
Life's a bitch, 6 wild chicks in aisle 6
Handpicking different style chips with their vile mitts
Now I'm feeling homicidal, shit
I liken it to Outbreak
I'm 'bout to break and flip, fishing for survival tips
The sirloin is sold out, no doubt I caught an L
Vanished like the Purell, Cold-eze, and Cottonelle
And I'm convinced everybody got a fever
I'm feeling like my debit gonna get it from the chip reader
I'll bag my own stuff, careful at the checkout
Salute to the cashiers but I gotta get out!
Flow Quarantined by the CDC
(The time for action is now)
I'm going Stir Crazy, but yo you were crazy
Before the outbreak and now you driving her crazy (crazy!)
Flow Quarantined by the CDC (look out!)
I'm going Stir Crazy, but yo you were crazy
Before the outbreak and now you driving her crazy (it's true, I'm going mad!)
One time for the people on the frontline
Shout to nurses, they're the heroes when it's crunchtime (salute)
I'm seeing people promise that they're gonna stay home
Then they tryna go viral licking a payphone ([?])
Or they link up with friends and call it quarantine
It seems they don't understand what the word means (Huh?)
Everybody going live for an audience of 5
But I support it if it keeps your stupid ass inside
You should be home (what?), being safe and bored
Or playing with your laser sword to Maitland Ward, praise the Lord
You know what gets me? Let's see people on FB
They talking like they're the CDC
And I'm 'bout to go psychotic if I hear another peep
About this Joe Exotic, I get it, I got, I saw it
I thought it was a product that was wild, evil at best
And I'd love to watch a sequel where tigers eat him to death (That tiger [?] tiger!)
I ain't a madman that's stockpiling guns
But yo, we ain't shaking hands till 2021
And those goes for anyone, even my own kin
The only 19 I mess with is Tony Gwynn
And that's word, I'm slightly disturbed like Wendy Byrde
And peace to the pizza guy, just leave it on the curb
Flow Quarantined by the CDC (the time for action is now)
I'm going Stir Crazy, but yo you were crazy
Before the outbreak and now you driving her (crazy!)
Flow Quarantined by the CDC (look out!)
I'm going Stir Crazy, but yo you were crazy
Before the outbreak and now you driving her (crazy!)
(Crazy!)