Fuck I.C.E

[Intro]
Oh yeah, I got one more that's kind of ... ticked. Alright, here we go. This song is called "Fuck I.C.E."

[Verse 1]
Well, I was driving near the border
When I had to stop and talk to a drug dog
I thought I’d hid it better
But in the end it didn’t matter
When I heard the barking
I knew how things were going

[Verse 2]
There was a quick change of demeanor
As they asked me out the vehicle
"Well, officers, is there something wrong?"
Said, "We're out here rounding up illegals
Busting nuts and feeling evil
And you’re the first illegal thing that's come along"

[Chorus]
Well oh lucky me, oh my my
Freedom isn’t free, and neither are you and I
Oh lucky me, oh what a life
Well, let's sing it all together, fuck ICE
Yeah, let's sing it all together, fuck ICE

[Verse 3]
So now they’re asking me the questions
"Where you from, who you friends with, and why?"
I said I was a country singer
Sang em "Jesus and Bartenders"
"He Stopped Loving Her" and "Mama Tried"

[Verse 4]
Well, they just stared at me smiling
"Boy, you must think that we’re blind
'Cause you look more like the Willie Nelson kind"
That insinuation is insulting
I’m a taxpaying adult
And no, that pound of marijuana is not mine

[Chorus]
Well oh lucky me, oh my my
Freedom isn’t free, and neither are you and I
Oh lucky me, oh what a life
Well, let's sing it all together, fuck ICE
Yeah, let's sing it all together, fuck ICE

[Verse 5]
So now I’m sitting here in prison
With three men who don’t speak English
But I speak enough Spanish to get by
They've been living here for decades
Got families, rent, and bills to pay
When suddenly they’re in a deportation line

[Verse 6]
Well, I’d do a hundred years in prison
If I could only give those three men
A chance to see their children one last time
But they’ll be banned from ever coming again
And their children would risk not getting back in
So it’s WhatsApp for the rest of their lives

[Chorus]
Well oh lucky me, oh my my
Freedom isn’t free, and neither are you and I
Oh lucky me, oh what a life
Well, let's sing it all together, fuck ICE
Yeah, let's sing it all together, fuck ICE
Yeah, let's sing it all together, fuck ICE

[Outro]
Fuck ICE