Ain’t Been Tested

[Verse 1]
Well, everybody’s freaking out, but not me
And though I put the "I" in conspiracy
I heard the president called it a hoax in a tweet
And brother, that's good enough for me

[Chorus]
'Cause I’m a red-blooded, freedom-loving, God-fearing son of a gun
Well, I’m a flag-waving, taxes-hating son of a rebel son
I have developed a cough and am admittedly a little congested
My temperature's been high, but I ain’t been tested

[Verse 2]
Now lately, I’ve been a little out of breath
But I been smoking for 25 years, so that's probably it
I’ve had the flu before, that's really all this is
But you know, just to prove you wrong, I might go down and take that test

[Chorus]
'Cause I’m a red-blooded, freedom-loving, God-fearing son of a gun
I’m a flag-waving, taxes-hating son of a rebel son
I have developed a cough and am admittedly a little congested
My temperature's been high, but I ain’t been tested

[Verse 3]
Hey doc, I really feel sick, I think I got the Chinese disease
But he said they wouldn't have more tests until next week
Told me to go back home and self-quarantine
But you know, I don't trust those doctors, so let's go get a drink

[Chorus]
'Cause I’m a red-blooded, freedom-loving, God-fearing son of a gun
I’m a flag-waving, taxes-hating son of a rebel son
I have developed a cough and am admittedly a little congested
My temperature's been high, but I ain’t been tested

[Outro]
My temperature's been high, but I ain’t been tested