Jesus, Haggard & Jones

[Verse 1]
Hangin' out with my mama, I learned about Jesus
Hangin' out with my dad, I met Haggard and Jones
Hangin' out in the backseat of that '68 Chevy
I learned about heartache and the ways of the world

[Verse 2]
Hangin' out with Uncle Ronney, I learned to roll up a fat one
Hangin' out with Uncle Pooch, I learned to kick someone's ass
Hangin' out with my grandpa, I learned about hard work
Get all that you need with the pride in your hands

[Chorus]
And Jesus for the hard times, Haggard for the fightin' side
George Jones when I feel like gettin' high
A bottle of low-shelf with a bar whore in a hotel
This bottle in my hand's goin' dry

[Verse 3]
Hangin' out on a bar stool, I learned about drinkin'
Hangin' out with the police, I learned I'm not Jesse James
Hangin' out with Mark Jones, I learned he still can't get laid
Some things in this town ain't ever gonna change

[Verse 4]
Hangin' out with ol' Hankles, I learned he loves a T-bone
Hangin' out with my ex-wife, she's a pain in the ass
Turns out in this life, that in the long run
The only thing you can count on, Jesus, Haggard, and Jones

[Chorus]
Got Jesus for the hard times, Haggard for my fightin' side
George Jones when I feel like gettin' high
A bottle of low-shelf with a bar whore in a hotel
This bottle in my hand's goin' dry

[Chorus]
Got Jesus for the hard times, Haggard for my fightin' side
George Jones when I feel like gettin' high
A bottle of low-shelf with a bar whore in a hotel
This bottle in my hand's goin' dry

[Outro]
Bottle of low-shelf, bar whore in a hotel
This bottle in my hand's goin' dry