But Julian, I’m a Little Bit Older Than You

[Intro]
Hey!

[Verse 1]
Busty co-eds live live live!
You'll crash the car, man, if you drive
1-800, 1-800
1-800-WIRED
OB/GYN
Triple X X X
It’s time that you and me
Have lots and lots of meaningless sex
Erotic city VIP
The pornorific girl is me
I came, I know I faked it
He's still tied to the bed
Adorable, affordable
Guaranteed discretion
In the story of my life
You'll barely get a mention

[Pre-Chorus]
I see Paris, I see France
I can see your underpants
Oh, I see Paris, I see France
Oh, I hear London calling

[Chorus 1]
Now you've come so you can rip 'em off
Oh, baby, I know where you live

[Verse 2]
I'm overrated, desecrated
Still somehow illuminated
I know I've got a screw loose
Just meet me in the bedroom
I know you did this, what a punk
You would never sell out
Just like I did in Playboy
That was art, it didn't count
Love the way your mouth fits mine
1-800-HE’S-SO-FINE
I'm infrared, I'm in your head
I won't be leaving soon

[Pre-Chorus]
I see Paris, I see France
Oh, I can see your underpants
Oh, I see Paris, I see France
Oh, I hear London calling

[Chorus 2]
Now you've come, please, baby, rip 'em off
No, baby, I know where you live
No, and I can smell her on you everywhere
No, baby, I can not forget
And I'm coming for you!

[Post-Chorus]
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Hey, gabbagabba, baby
Hey, gabbagabba, baby
I know where you live
(Shut up!)
Hey, gabbagabba, baby
(Shut up!)
I know where you live
(Shut up! Shut up!)
I'm a little bit older than you
(Shut up!)
Yeah, than you
(Shut up! Shut up! Shut up...)

[Bridge]
You know how when your phone went dead?
Well, that was me on the other end
You know how when your phone went dead?
Oh, that was me on the other end
And when I touched your limousine
I really felt the vibe
It said “I love you, babygirl”, you know
’Cause I can read your mind

[Chorus 2]
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
And I'm comin', comin', comin' for you
Shut up!
I know where you live
(Shut up! Shut up!)
Hey, gabbagabba, baby
I know where you live
(Shut up! Shut up!)
Just a little bit older than you
(Yeah, than you)
I know where you live