Jack

[Verse 1]
Jack lived with David
Whose brother knew a she-male
Lived with her sister
Whose father mugged a priest

He stopped with religion
An tended to his daughter
Just a chef with cancer
Who made the Christmas feast

[Verse 2]
Carved the chicken with her doctor
And the doctor's son
Who hit a boy with glasses
Whose mother had just died

She loved reading books
And walking with her eyes closed
Had a heart condition
Her husband always lied

[Chorus]
Yeah, it all comes back
To a boy named Jack
Yeah, it all comes back
To a boy named Jack

Yeah, it all comes back
To Jack...

[Verse 3]
He was sleeping with his partner
Married to a lawyer
Whose client killed his girlfriend
Who stayed in a hotel

Owned by her close friend Mary
Who feared only Jesus
Slept with just one woman
Whose nephew wasn't well

[Verse 4]
The victim of a car crash
When riding to his uncle's
To show him how he'd done at school
At just the age of nine

His best friend's name was Tom
Who never spoke a word
Except to all his soldiers
He played army all the time

[Chorus]

[Verse 5]
His father bought him presents
But just from time to time
Once he bought a helmet
From an army surplus store

It closed after two weeks
Replaced by an arcade
Stocked stuff for less than half
There was no market anymore

[Verse 6]
The old ex-owner
Was soon inside an urn
Made by a smoking potter
At the age of 82

Began to drink his whiskey
Which he stole from his neighbor
She was getting lonely
She did not know what to do

[Verse 7]
She'd telephone young Isaac
Her one and only son
Lived in Spain with his wife
Who spends all day out on the lawn

She missed her only brother
Whose girlfriend was a porn star
Whose boss was a butcher
But now he makes porn

[Verse 8]
He made his naked movies
Sold everywhere
One was bought by David
Who stared at every rack

He took it home and watched it
And then he wrote a note
'Man, you've gotta watch this'
And left it there for Jack...

Jack...
Jack...
Jack...

[Outro]
Yeah, it all comes back
To a boy named Jack
Yeah, it all comes back
To a boy named Jack

Yeah, it all comes back
To Jack...