Silly Love Songs

Hey diddle diddle, here's a brand new riddle
What's shallow and cheap with a
Hole in the middle?

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
(Behave) all I want is the truth
Just give me some truth (Behave)
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
(Behave) all I want is the truth
Just give me some truth (Behave)

Cue sound, cue lights, be a tiger
Tell me lies
Give me sugar and spice and everything nice
It's a jack-of noise going, no filth, no fury
Just a three-minute fruit for
The juke box jury
'Cause when you sing about love
It's always "heavens above!"
But you pretend you don't know
About the push and shove
You sing your catchy little hook by
The way that you look
Never the way that you suck
Never the way that you fuck

Give 'em a close up on your tit's
Give 'em a quick one off the wrist
Mime to words that make it seem
Like you've never been kissed
Dettol on a disc, sex without the risk
Tell it if you must only tell it like it is
All the joy, all the lust
The touching and trust
And winking and biting and rhythm and thrust
Or the hurt, the desperation, the pain
Frustration
When you just can't get no satisfaction

Some people wanna fill the world
With silly love songs

"I wouldn't forget that!"
"Well, I've had better!"