Money Money Money

Well, madam, how'd you like it
Maybe plenty off the back?
I heard the coiners took the
Scissors to the Union Jack
With a snipper and a clipper
And a bloody close shave
Making fivers, tenners, twenties, change
What's your size? What's the hours? No
You don't need the hassle
Take the new short cut to
The old clippy castle
With the ramblers and the scramblers and
The loiners and the tykes
And the punks and the hippies
Living over by the pike

Money, money, money
Must be funny in a rich man's world

Pick a coin, any coin
And with a snip snip snip
You turn a Portuguese Guinea
To a threepenny bit
And every last watermark just
Curled up and died
And now the king and the queen
Got a bit on the side
Don't be bloody silly keep
Away from bloody Billy
'Cause he's shopping all the chopping
Going down along the valley
And supergrassing catches like a plague
To be sure but it's nothing that a bullet
In the belly couldn't cure

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Pleased to put a penny in the young man's hat
Then roll 'em over, roll 'em over
Lay 'em out flat!
Just deliver us kicking from
Our pokes and sacks
To the hills of Hebden, hell and Halifax
And the next bugger blabs is
The next bugger dies
Got a flame for your pants and
A poker for your eyes
Where every hot guinea is another hot dinner
With the weavers and the spinners and
The reverends and the sinners

I want money i want money
Give me money that's what I want
I want money i want money
Give me money that's what I want

I want money (A phonebox rendezvous)
I want money (Don't whisper a word)
Give me money that's what I want

I want money (Half a million by Monday)
I want money (Or Roger Waters gets it)
Give me money that's what I want

I want money (My little baby)
I want money (They cut off his ear)
Give me money that's what I want

I want money
(Half a million by Tuesday, then)
I want money (Don't whisper a word)
Give me money that's what I want

I want money
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want)
I want money
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want)
Give me money (Money for God's sake)
That's what I want
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want)

I want money
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want)
I want money
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want)
Give me money (Money for God's sake)
That's what I want
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want)

I want money
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want)
I want money
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want)
Give me money (Money for God's sake)
That's what I want
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want)

I want money
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want
Who wants to be a millionaire? I do)
I want money
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want
Who wants to be a millionaire? I do)
Give me money
(Money for God's sake, Who wants
To be a millionaire, i do?)
That's what I want
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want
Who wants to be a millionaire? I do)

I want money
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want
Who wants to be a millionaire? I do)
I want money
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want
Who wants to be a millionaire? I do)
Give me money (Money for God's sake
Who wants to be a millionaire? I do)
That's what I want
(Money for God's sake, That's what I want
Who wants to be a millionaire, i do)

And supergrassing catches like a plague
To be sure but it's nothing that a bullet
In the belly couldn't cure
And supergrassing catches like a plague
To be sure but it's nothing that a bullet
In the belly couldn't cure