D.A.R.E.

Hi boys and girls I'm Officer Bacon
And I'm your friend and I'm here to tell you
That Marijuana and other illicit substances will rot your brain
(Bullshit! Shut up)
It'll make you go crazy and commit crimes
So when your friends offer you drugs

Just say no, to their lies
Sign that contract and then get your goddamn prize
Resist that thing, when you watch a toke and roll
You should know, that that bastard's lying to you

I bought this shit from a drug for you
A conspiracy fifty fucking years through
I bought this shit from a drug for you
A conspiracy fifty fucking years through

Peer pressure they don't understand it
You can't walk way and you can't withstand it
These goddamn cops, they don't know shit
I wonder in the past, how many bongs they have lit

I bought this shit from a drug for you
A conspiracy fifty fucking years through
I bought this shit from a drug for you
A conspiracy fifty fucking years through

[?] just say no
Ch-yeah

I bought this shit from a drug for you
A conspiracy fifty fucking years through
I bought this shit from a drug for you
A conspiracy fifty fucking years through

Just say no