Family Courts

Family courts
Appear at eight with your consorts
Bring snacks, enough for your horse
Got a funny feeling everybody else has
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I admit it, I'm still on the sauce
Me and last week need to have a talk
I regret the tone of my last pitchfork
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Family courts
A prison sentence forced through the snores
No stains, no one reports
Anybody know a good drug for team sports?
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I admit it, I have your passports
I plan to give them to kids
Who would otherwise swim in this shit
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Do you know a homeowner who works his own soil?
Who works his own soil?
Who works his
Do you know a homeowner who works his own soil?
Who works his own soil?
Who works his

Family courts
Virginal legions head for the ports
Take care not to get caught
You'll be paying through your arse and your armpit
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I admit it, you look good in shorts
Hard men, harder team talks
Before the universe stamps on their eye-storks
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