In-Tox-I-Cho-Cli-Fi-Ca-Tion (Feat. Django Haskins)

Some guys are passionate about E-type Jags
I can't imagine it
Some love to race Corvettes down midnight turn pikes
Some men grow eloquent when dancing is most decadent
Some place their bets on a pigskin in flight
There're fellows who reserve their claps for horses
Who run single laps
There're those who risk everything on a royal flush or knave
But I know myself too well
And none of these ring my bell
To make my heart beat faster
There's just one thing I crave
A good cigar and a chocolate bar
A Scotch with a Ganache tart
A pot de crème, coffee to the brim
Will quench my soul's desire
I'll brook no hesitation
I've found a new salvation
They say absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
But it's chocolate that fills my brain with wonder
A velvet mousse, a Charlotte Russe
I'm a prisoner of my own sweet tooth
I rattle the cages
But no answer from the sages
With Proust as my argument
My madeleine has frost on it
Caramel to burgundy
From russet to beige
Once I found remedies in chemical improprieties
Jet fuel injections, prohibited bliss
But I can resist the past
As long as I break my fast with delicacies gourmand
And the bittersweet kiss of
A good cigar and a chocolate bar
A Scotch with a Ganache tart
A pot de crème, coffee to the brim
Has become my sole desire
There's no amelioration for this intoxication
Some say love is all we're really after
But it's chocolate that fills my heart with laughter