Masturbate Before Making Decisions

[Verse:]
You could charge it to my smart car
Just did an interview with Nardwuar
Arthur was an aardvark
They just woofing like a dog park
I slept with two teachers
Strange friendships that breed your greatness
All the bitches I dated is selling pussy now
So what that say about me, I’m just as evil
Don’t forget to do your male kegels
I’m sipping oil like the chair squeaking
I don’t think she understand leaving
Damn, she gon’ hate me
I don’t regret nothing but the time wasted
Make me more anxious
No favors, everything saying don’t save her
I lit the blunt off her taser
Told her my stomach hurting, I had to fake it
I ain’t made it yet
Writing bars on the strip out in Vegas
Hey don’t try to play me
All I ask is for your loyalty baby
I feel flat down, several excuses
Them niggas stressed out