Nurse Joan

Sometimes it’s first things you do
First time ever in life you do it
By necessity you have to do it
And this is.. kind of a story about that sort of thing

Joan had somethin’ needed doin’
It was hard for her to do it
But she did it
She said get up on the bed honey
Get your pillow rest your head
C’mon .. let’s do it
Then run into the sit down .. and hold it back a minute
Then let yourself let yourself .. then get out all that’s in it
She never did that thing before .. with someone least all alone
She’s got all her friends.. callin’ all her friends .. with her new name .. Nurse Joan
Nurse Joan .. can you help me
Nurse Joan .. whadya say
Nurse Joan .. your reputation is spreading
And I need some help today

Nurse Joan, Nurse Joan .. honey they’re callin’ you Nurse Joan
Oh my baby,, baby
Look at what you did for me

You did it all for me
C’mon c’mon .. I love you honey.. I love you
She never did this thing before
Least with someone all alone
And she’s got all her friends callin’ all her friends
With her new name Nurse Joan .. Joan