You Wiped Your Ass With My Heart

You wiped your ass with my heart
You flushed all my dreams, you broke Cupid's dart
Ya made me feel common
I'm really bummin' now that
You wiped your ass with my heart

I picked up yer picture
And I threw it against the floor
I drew a 666 on yer forehead
Take that you dirty whore

I look like a fool to all my friends
Drink till I'm pitiful and then
Upchuck my guts out
Cold showers don't help
Now that you wiped your ass with my heart

I saw you with yer new boyfriend
Arm and arm on the street
He looks so easy to manage
So normal and so neat

I guess your taste is all in your mouth
I'll blow a gourmet dark lunch for you right now
Thank God I'm solo and not that poor mofo
Because you'll wipe your ass with his heart