Dear Tequila

[Verse 1]
Dear, tequila
You're devil's brew
When you let old José kiss me
Man, the trouble we'd get into
Margarita
We gotta talk
Well, the last few times we hung out
My clothes fell off

[Pre-Chorus]
And you don't even know my name

[Chorus]
Tequila-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Whatcha doing to me?
I've been a good girl in this crazy world
'Til you sat right next to me
I'm outta my mi-i-i-ind
In such a crazy way
Dear, tequila, I don't love you
But you can stay

[Verse 2]
Dear, tequila
Tell me the truth
You started coming on to me
I didn't choose you
So why do I need ya?
It just feels so wrong
First the salt, the shot, the lime
It kinda turns me on

[Pre-Chorus]
You still don't even know my name

[Chorus]
Tequila-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Whatcha doing to me?
I've been a good girl in this crazy world
'Til you sat right next to me
I'm outta my mi-i-i-ind
In such a crazy way
Dear, tequila, I don't love you
But you can stay

[Bridge]
(One shot) Oh no, Patrón, that's alright, I'm fine
(Two shots) Don Julio may be changing my mind
(Three shots) Lord knows I should be headed for the door
(Four shots) Wait a minute, is that me on the dance floor?
Haha, come on
Tequila, you gotta keep up
That's alright

[Chorus]
Tequila-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
It's gotta be last call
'Cause the room is spinning faster
And I ain't moved at all
I'm outta my mi-i-i-ind
In such a crazy way
Dear, tequila, I don't love you
Well, don't make me say I love you
Tequila, I don't love you
But you probably already guessed it
You can stay

[Outro]
Sincerely, your favorite girls
Woo