The Government Fairy (feat. Nick Nittoli)
We're the federales at your door
Coming for
All of your
Guns and ammo too
You can call us anytime
Night or day
We'll be there
Right away
Taking what you got
The IRS want money it's funny
Feels like whoever paying taxes is truly the dummy
We know the tax man is coming down your chimney
He's taking your cookies
Putting your milk in his stomach
You thought you had a free country? Wow, Wow
They gon' pull up in the sleigh
Hope you ready, hope you paid, all of your bills like by today
They just take what they want, like it was some mistletoe
They ain't gettin' nothing from me must be high off Christmas snow
They wanna put you on the list but they can't, because
They know the truth, and the fact is they not Santa Claus
They know that we don't owe them nothing, ain't no money to claim here
So I'm just take off with a few of my reindeer
We're the tax man
Knocking at the door
Asking for
More and more
Of your hard earned cash
We go by the name of IRS
Give us checks
And assets
Or your first born son
Well it took me long enough to rap on this, now I'm goin in
You won't ever hear a flow like this, up on CNN
Couple homies spittin' bout the government, so we offend
Make a wish upon a star trigger people 'til the end
I don't want no federales bustin' in to take my guns
I don't want no IRS with 80 thousand people strung
Out on the idea that they can go and take what they want
Power working like a drug, watch 'em overdose and haunt
This winter season things need to get a little better
With a little cold I don't wanna feel below the weather
Jack Frost nipping at your nose, can you feel the spirit
Jingle bells ringing down the street, I know you can hear it
Jolly people everywhere, showin' family they care
Government Fairy gonna hide from the nightmare
Last thing the Fairy wanna see, is some unity
Scariest sight to the Government is you and me
I'm the Government Fairy
Can't you see
I don't like your liberty
Give it all to me
You don't need that precious
Bill of Rights
Get that free speech out my sight
You'll be cursed tonight