frankly, my dear, i don’t give a damn
[Part I: Frankly, My Dear...]
[Chorus: Jamie Dewolf]
No, you won't matter
Your soul will leave you
You're breaking in two
And when the world falls
In your mind I'm false
Chasing down your halls
But I don't care anymore
Maybe, but should I
Slip up for someone else
Fall into his spell
[Verse 1: Jamie Dewolf, Craig Noblin]
It's me, love let's go to sleep
You softly weep
I let you dream
Oh, have it your way
And go without me
Break as I sing
Why should I care anymore?
Don't do drugs, kids
[Chorus: Jamie Dewolf]
No, you won't matter
Your soul will leave you
You're breaking in two
And when the world falls
In your mind I'm false
Chasing down your halls
But I don't care anymore
[Post-Chorus: Craig Noblin]
Just so y'all know, there's a reason we called this song "frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
Just, just wait
(God, get your gay hands out of my fucking oven mitts)
(What the fuck did I.. the fuck did I say I was gonna do?)
(Get your gay hands out of my fucking oven mitts again, I'm bout to fuck you up)
[Part II: ...I Don't Give A Damn]
[Intro: Craig Noblin, Jamie Dewolf]
Yuh yuh yuh, yuh, yuh, ay, skrt
(Yeehaw)
[Interlude: Teacher, Yung Kid]
Alright children, today we're gonna learn how to play piano (Oh my god, teacher, Billy just overdosed on Xanax!)
(Teacher, come quick! Oh my god! Billy just overdosed on Xanax, he... teacher!) So, did I ever tell you the story about when my husband left me?
Yeah, it was.. sad time
Uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh
Corn, Corn was his name
Corn was the name of my husband (Creme betweens)
No, not the grain corn
Corn, corn (unintelligible)
Come back, corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA,UWUWUWLYAY
[Outro: 31 Year Old Man]
My dad said he was going to the store to get some cigarettes, but its been, like, 21 years, and he has not come back, and I'm really scared, and I just.. need someone to help me because I am a dying "little kid" and... that's not good, and I don't have a dad because he left me, and I think he might still be at the store so I'm gonna be going to the store now, um... yeah, I'm gonna go to Walmart and see if my dad's there, because he left me and I'm a 31 year old man living in my mom's basement and playing Roblox all day