The Phineas Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)

[CANDACE, spoken]
PHINEAS!!! You are so busted. I can't believe this. Are there three of you?

[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Yes!

[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
Yes, there are!

[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
Indeed!

[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Well, while we're here, can't we sing a song?

[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, fine. But make it quick. Okay, Phineas?

[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Okay!

[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, Phineas?

[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
Okay

[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, Phineas? …Phineas? …PHINEAS!!!

[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
Okay!!!

[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
Christmas, Christmas time is here
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop

[PHINEAS 1]
Me, I want a hula hoop

[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late

[BUFORD, spoken]
Hey dinner bell, what is this? Some sort of clubhouse?

[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Oh, no, Buford. This is not how you would say a "clubhouse"

[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
This is the ultimate rest and relaxation lounge, perfectly tailored to the jolly, rubenesque world traveler

[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
It's a rest stop for Santa

[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Highlights include: sauna, massage table, satellite television

[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
Elliptical machine to work off all the milk and cookies

[PHINEAS 3, spoken]
Milk and cookies, reindeer feeding station, and of course

[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Beard purifier

[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, I need the three of you to stay right here until Mom gets home. Okay, Phineas 1?

[PHINEAS 1, spoken]
Okay!

[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, Phineas 2?

[PHINEAS 2, spoken]
Okay

[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, Phineas 3?
…
PHINEAS!!!

[PHINEAS 3]
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
Christmas, Christmas time is here
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop

[PHINEAS 1]
I still want a Hula-Hoop

[PHINEAS 1, 2 & 3]
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late

Don't be late
Don't be late
Don't be late

[PHINEAS 1]
Don't be late
Christmas don't be late!

[FERB, spoken]
Well, I’m not sure how a whole holiday can be late