You're Welcome [Original West End Cast Recording]

Aw, you can't just leave

Not when you're dressed like that

Dressed like what? This is what I always wear

Yeah and it's torture!

How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that?

Dear Diary
Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car
I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far
They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
I'm a rat in a trap, correction:
I'm the cheese

Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to play cool while he's dribbling drool

Just trying to say in our friendly way
That you've gotten hotter like every day

Ow!

Hey there girl, avoid this punk
He's hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk

There is no lie, that dog won't try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause

Once, you were geeky and nerdy
Now you're flirty, freaky, and dirty

You were nothing and nobody

But now you're good enough to

Get with me! Huh!
You're welcome, look where you are

You're welcome, you've won a football star!

You're welcome

Baby, what's that smell?

That's the smell of me lovin' you well

You're welcome!

This is not a drill
This is not a bad dream
In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream
Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware
You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair

Come back girl, now don't play hurt
If you don't want me starin', why you wearin' that skirt?

We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed
It's all your fault that we're inflamed!

Cause once, you were grody and grotty

Now you've got a body like a Maserati!

Stroke my fur, make me purr-

Hey! You wanted to be

Popular!

Hit me!

Huh!

You're welcome, look where you are

You're welcome, come get your football star

You're welcome

You've joined the pros!

Once we squeeze you
You'll stay "squoze"

You're welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee

Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me!

I got one last chance to save my ass
What was that move from my self-defence class?

I'll steal your heart like a thief
Bring you sweet relief

Call me Wendy cause you never wonder

'Where's the beef?'

They're a powder keg
So don't yell or beg
Stay friendly
Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg

Ah! This mud stinks!

Ugh, gross!

You're welcome

Back up fool, you reek!

You're welcome

Well, you smell like a sewage leak

You're welcome

Wait, dude
I'm pretty sure
This ain't mud- it's

COW MANURE!

You're welcome!

Ah, it's everywhere!

You're welcome

Hold on, it's in my hair!

You're wel-

Hey, girl
Now let's not dwell
I'mma smell
You can tell
I can still be lovin' you well!

Swell!

No, I'll be lovin' her well!

See you in Hell!

No, I'll be lovin' her well!
No, I'll be-
I'll be-
I'll be-
I'll be-
Lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' her well!
You're welcome!
You're welcome!

You're welcome!