Hanging out with my mom in women’s apparel

Are you now or have you ever?
Are you now or have you ever?
I did not wash my hand after
Pissing on an essay which was supposed to be graded by
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(Nine point rubric)
I feel like if I'm not saying something humorous
Then I'm just wasting everybody's time when I talk

We said something cryptic
You said something cryptic
And I said something cryptic
We said something cryptic (We said no one knows)
(We said something I don't know)
You said something cryptic (We said no one knows)
(You said something I don't know)
And I said something cryptic (We said no one knows)
(I said, don't know one)

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