Blow The Man Down
When I was a sailor who lived on the sea
(Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)
I knew that only a pirate I'd be
(Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)
(Sea Dawg)
I step in the black mongoose and what what do I see
A scurvy knave in the seat saved for me
I buy him a drink and ask where he's from
Then bash his head in with a bottle of rum
Dazed and confused, he attempts to flee
But me and the men drag his ass out to sea
He's stuck in the bilge, locked tight in a cage
I burn his hometown in a murderous rage
His body now lies in the depths of the bay
I return to the bar and to my dismay
Another sailor sits in my domain
So I buy him a drink and start over again
When I was a sailor who lived on the sea
(Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)
I knew that only a pirate I'd be
(Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)
(Cap D)
There once was this time when I drank too much wine
And when I woke up I was surrounded by SWINE
And so I did swear I got mud in my hair
Covered in faeces I stank in the air
I went to the bar where I'd drank by the stars
They erupted in laughter they thought me bizarre
They told me that last night I'd got in a bar fight
Killed 15 men and got drunk until light
And then when I went I fell over the fence
And landed with pigs to each one's content
I snuggled them closely and kissed them so slowly
They left me to be with them covered in E Coli!
When I was a sailor who lived on the sea
(Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)
I knew that only a pirate I'd be
(Weeey-oh! Blow the man down)