Something's Gone Wrong Again

Tried to find my sock
No good, it's lost
Something's gone wrong again
Need a shave
Cut myself, need a new blade
Something's gone wrong again

And again
And again, and again, again and something's gone wrong again
Something's gone wrong again

Tried to fry an egg
Broke the yolk, no joke
Something's gone wrong again
Look at my watch, just to tell the time but the hand's come off mine
Something's gone wrong again
Something's gone wrong again

And again
And again, and again, again and something's gone wrong again
Something's gone wrong again

Nothing ever happens to people like us
'Cept we miss the bus, something goes wrong again
Need a smoke, use my last fifty P.
But the machine is broke, something's gone wrong again

Something goes wrong again
And again
And again, and again, again and something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again
And again
And again, and again, again and something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

Nothing ever happens to people like us
'Cept we miss the bus, something goes wrong again
Need a smoke, use my last fifty P.
But the machine is broke, something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again
And again
And again, and again, again and something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again

I turned up early in time for our date
But then you turn up late, something goes wrong again
Need a drink, go to the pub
But the bugger's shut, something goes wrong again

Something goes wrong again
And again
And again, and again, again and something goes wrong again
Ah, something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again