Epic Fail

[Verse 1]
Head ringing; a new day's begun
And the blinding sun is public enemy number one
And when I try to recollect from the night before
I realize we're standing on a different floor
In a different house on a different street
Take a second, think, rinse, wash, repeat
I can't gather my thoughts; the night's a mystery
The memories are risky and there's casualties
Then I reach into my pocket for my cellular phone
But it's missing and it seems it took my wallet along
Walk up to a pay phone and I call collect
Phone up my baby girl, and she won't accept
And the operator said she had some words for me
But they're a four-letter combo that she can't repeat

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't know what to think; I don't know what to say
But then I think it's gonna be one hell of a day
In a hell of a week, in a hell of a life
Spend my days solving problems that I made in the night

But I cannot complain; I've come to see

I am my own worst enemy

[Chorus]
Then that's an epic fail no matter how I spin it
Epic fail from ending to beginning
One step forward, two steps back
On a one way track, as a matter of fact

It's an epic fail no matter how I spin it
Epic fail from ending to beginning

One step forward, two steps back
On a one way track, as a matter of fact

[Verse 2]
I'm fishing for the memories, but it's catch and release
Like a jigsaw puzzle that is missing a piece
Bruises on my body that I can't explain
And a headache that feels like I got a vice on my brain
Ain't no time to reflect; I got work at eight
It's a four mile walk and I'm already late
Alone with my thoughts I am forced to reflect
On the night that resembles some movie trainwreck

Past four forty minutes I arrived at the spot
And a couple squad cars parked out in the lot
Look around to see what earned the call of the law

I see my '98 Accord in the building store wall
I quietly tried to make an escape

See my boss seeing me; point fingers my way

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't know what to think; I don't know what to say
But then I think it's gonna be one hell of a day

In a hell of a week, in a hell of a life
Spend my days solving problems that I made in the night
But I cannot complain; I've come to see

I am my own worst enemy

[Chorus]
Then that's an epic fail no matter how I spin it
Epic fail from ending to beginning
One step forward, two steps back
On a one way track, as a matter of fact
It's an epic fail no matter how I spin it
Epic fail from ending to beginning
One step forward, two steps back
On a one way track, as a matter of fact
Then that's an epic fail no matter how I spin it
Epic fail from ending to beginning
One step forward, two steps back
On a one way track, as a matter of fact
It's an epic fail no matter how I spin it
Epic fail from ending to beginning
One step forward, two steps back
On a one way track, as a matter of fact