My Funny Valentine
[Verse 1]
My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art
[Bridge]
Is your Figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
[Verse 2]
Don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine
Stay
Each day is Valentine's day
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
Don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay, little valentine
Stay