Cigarettes & Whisky

One day I was happy, I had a good wife. And I had enough money, yeah, to last me for life. Then I met Judy, we went on a spree, she taught me the smokin' and the drinkin' of whisky.
Cigarettes and Whisky and wild, wild, wild women. They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.
Cigarettes are a curse on the whole human race, a man is a monkey with one in his face. Take warning, dear sister, take warning, dear brother, there's a fire on one end and a sick fuck on the other.
Now, that I'm broken, IÄ'm wary with age, the lines on my face make a well-written page. Write this on my gravestone, write this right on my grave, "To whisky and women, here lies a poor slave".