Girl Germs

Girl germs, no returns
Can't hide out they're everywhere
Girl germs, no returns
Have to come out and play the game

Girls are the rots, you insist
By pulling my ponytail you persist
To put down my goofy game
When yours is goofy just the same

A paper doll of superior boyness
Clinging to your clubs to
Mask your own shyness
Singing only boys with the goods
For a clubhouse in the woods
Girl germs, no returns
Can't hide out they're everywhere
Girl germs, no returns
Have to come out and play the game

You spin round on your carousel
Going nowhere and looking swell
Sometimes I catch you looking my way
You always get scared and run away
'Cos co-ed playground means confrontation
With boyish fears of girl intimidation
You're too cosy in your all boy clubhouse
To even consider having Kool Aid at my house

Girl germs, no returns
Can't hide out they're everywhere
Girl germs, no returns
Have to come out and play the game

Why don't you love slurpies in the sun?
Why can't we go to skippies house for fun?
I see you said bored with heart decay
How you missed out you'll realise one day
How you missed out you'll realise one day