Thanks For The Add

Gimme the mic, 'cause I'm taking my life
In an unexpected new direction
I could care less about your breasts
Or that your daddy never gave you very much attention

I'm the same as I used to be
But I'm doing my best to make a good impression
I don't wanna go on, but I don't wanna belong
In this condition

Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?
I just wanna thank you for the add
Can I introduce you to my dad?
Stop

'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm living underground with a fake ID

'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm living underground with a fake ID

'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm living underground with a fake ID

'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm twitching and I'm learning slowly

I'm turning my cell phone on in the middle of the interview
I'm digging a shallow grave to eliminate my point of view
Gotta get suggestions how best to get your attention, tell you I'm cool
I don't wanna go on but I don't wanna belong
In this condition

Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?
I just wanna thank you for the add
Can I introduce you to my dad?
Stop

'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm living underground with a fake ID

'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm living underground with a fake ID

'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm living underground with a fake ID

'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm twitching and I'm learning slowly

Dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm living underground with a fake ID

'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm living underground with a fake ID

'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm living underground with a fake ID

'Cause I'm feeling like a dead man
Or the way I seem
'Cause I'm twitching and I'm learning slowly

Living underground with a fake ID
'Cause I'm a dead man or the way I seem