Bowhunting song

Ain't no girl better than my woman
She is really fine
She likes beer and guns and camouflage
With a neck as red as mine

But lately we've been having trouble
We just can't agree
She's been totally unreasonable
And she talks 'bout leaving me

My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any more
There's arrows through the windowpanes and arrows through the door
A dead deer in the garden and a dead bird on the bedroom floor
My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any more

We had a really nasty quarrel
When I shot her dad
I really wanted us to talk it out
But she was really really mad

He was out there picking berries
I was drinking booze
I swear I didn't know it was her old man
I thought he was a moose

My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any more
There's arrows through the windowpanes and arrows through the door
A dead deer in the garden and a dead bird on the bedroom floor
My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any more

My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any more
There's arrows through the windowpanes and arrows through the door
A dead deer in the garden and a dead bird on the bedroom floor
My baby doesn't wanna let me bowhunt any mo-ore