BITCH IM BALLIN
[Intro: gray mcDONK]
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
[Verse 1: gray mcDONK]
Bitch, I’m ballin’ like if Slenderman was in the NBA
Made 15 hundred off this piece of paper I just got yesterday
Take my boyfriend on a date to the GTA IV cabaret
Helped write an award winning play, but that’s just some hearsay
I’m an amatuer
Catch me on iTunes and the Hub
I be bumpin’ “Pinkerton” while I’m layin’ down and makin’ love
Took my dog’s CBD, I see Chubbs when I look up above
Promise I ain’t take that shit I allegedly disposed of
[Hook: gray mcDONK]
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
[Verse 2: Williguess]
Aye
I don’t believe in evidence or factual information
And I’m gonna come into your house and take your grandma’s medication
This not a threat, this a promise
I’m rollin, I’m ballin’, I’m feelin’ like Stalin
And I am going to murder JK Rowling
And I’m just warmin’ up
Wanna see what I’m warmin’ up?
I don’t believe in the Watergate scandal
I don’t believe in the moon landing
I don’t believe in the Cuban missile crisis
I don’t believe any president was alive
I haven’t seen one in person so how can I know that’s it’s real?
I am going to steal, I am a kleptomaniac and I can’t be stopped
I don’t believe in law enforcement, any cop can get they shit rocked
I ain’t been outside in a long time
For all I know, time could’ve stopped
I’m at your show where nobody goes, I can hear a pin drop
Now I’m at your show eatin’ Domino's in a pink croptop, unh
[Hook: gray mcDONK]
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
[Verse 3: KEZE]
I am whimsical little fairy
I cast a spell and I’m very hairy
I live in the woods inside a log
And I have a very small brain
And a cock
Got me circlin’ your block
All them chickens flock
Cause I’m carryin’ a weapon, specifically a Glock
Do my dance, yeah, I do my jig
Kate Bush the way I do my jig
You just shot my toes and I yelled, “Frigg!”
I’m at the market, buyin’ cement
Incredibly graphic scenes on the TV (That’s fuckin’ right)
My name is KEEZEE, oh wait it’s KEZE, I’m crazy
I pull up with my wait like I’m lazy
[Interlude: KEZE]
If I hear one motherfucker say my name like "KEEZE" or "KEEZE", I'm gonna lose my fucking mind (I'm fuckin' tired of it)
[Hook: gray mcDONK]
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay
Bitch, I’m ballin’, ay