Cultural Consumer I

[Verse 1]
Post grad walking down the aisle
Card swiped and he's stacking up his pile
He spends all his family's money
Reading tomes on the fall of Rome

[Chorus]
Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Culture is consumed (Yeah)
Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Artefact consumer

[Verse 2]
Refined coffee table book style
Barnes and Noble member bibliophile
Q, how many 33 and 1/3s
Would they have to publish every quarter to please this?

[Chorus]
Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Culture is consumed (Yeah)
Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Artefact consumer

[Bridge]
Ten thousand plays and books you must read before you die
No love life, he never gets out much, he's running out of time

[Chorus]
Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Culture is consumed (Yeah)
Cultural consumer (Yeah)
Artefact consumer