You’re No Angel

"So uh how you doin'?"
"I'm alright"
"Hey listen you wanna like, come back to my house?"
"Yeah sure, that sounds like fun"
"Cool uh, how do you like your eggs?"
"Over easy"
"Oh, right on"

Girl you're my angel, you're my darlin', angel
Cuddle up between the sheets with me, baby
I'll still respect you in the mornin', angel
Come on and give me what I need, lady

It's okay if you wanna swap-a some tongue
But don't let him get those panty buttons undone
Don't throw away your future just to get some
Keep your legs crossed hon, watch out for the love gun
Other guys have-a just one intention
Here's a Trojan to help with prevention
At the prom, he will try for penetration
Don't want that impregnation before your graduation

I love you angel, you're my darlin', angel
I kiss the ground beneath your feet, baby

You're a princess and so you should be treated
But the boy wants his mission completed
Don't give in when he's beggin' and pleadin'
You'll get stuck with a 3 a.m. feedin'
You'll be starrin' on the Jerry Springer program
With a trailer park, loser for a husband
He'll be sleepin' with your sister and your stepmom
Boy who got a hard-on turn into a moron

Girl you're my angel, you're my virgin angel
Cuddle up between the sheets with me, baby
I'll still respect you in the mornin', angel
Don't hold out, give me what I need, lady

"So you're sure I can't get pregnant just doing it once?"
"Oh yeah man, my buddy watches ER all the time, there's just no way"
"Okay"
"Cool!"