What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?

Joe Bryant, Spike O’Neill, Bob Rivers

(Bob Rivers:)
Yo, yo

(Girl as Dina Rae:)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.A
Grab your coat, you'll sleep in late

(Bob Rivers as Eminem:)
It's just a white Christmas (hell no my man)
I'm leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men
You mean Santa, that boy's a bitch
He caught my mom 'Christmas evenin' tried to give her kiss
Fo' real he's no joke, that guy don't play
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh
Laughing all the way, but he's not laughing today
Jingle more than his bells, even the elves with pay
Come Christmas Eve, old Nick's a gonner!
We'll be snacking on deer, eatin' Blitzen and Donor
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clause saying, 'They're jingling baby!'
Give a new meaning to 'ho, ho, ho'
Shake that ass girl, bump your booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
We'll be strippin' that sleigh and leave you (in the) cold

(Girl as Dina Rae:)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.A
Grab your coat, you'll sleep in late

(Bob Rivers as Eminem:)
Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph's horns, see how far they bend
When his horns turn red, his ass gets sent
Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend
No, Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice
In fact, could have me listed as 'naughty' twice
Not cuz' of the fight, or the Christmas gift hiest
Because of the nog I left on his wife
It's time for old Nick to move and retire
Or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire
Yes I'm that bad. Yes, I'm that crued
I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick
I mean, when's the last time you've seen your dick
I don't mean to throw a fit and I'm not one to bitch
But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit

(Girl as Dina Rae:) (Bob Rivers as Eminem:)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East L.A
Grab your coat, you'll sleep in late
(yo)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop Chevrolet, hey
(yo, yo)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
Grab your coat, you'll sleep in late

Curiosità sulla canzone What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? di Bob Rivers

Quando è stata rilasciata la canzone “What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?” di Bob Rivers?
La canzone What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? è stata rilasciata nel 2005, nell’album “White Trash Christmas”.
Chi ha composto la canzone “What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?” di di Bob Rivers?
La canzone “What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?” di di Bob Rivers è stata composta da Joe Bryant, Spike O’Neill, Bob Rivers.

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