Wheelchair Impaler

I’m a fearless cripple
Looking for the kill
I am called the brute
Looking for the thrill
Bought an ancient sword
From an ancient lord
Began my human feast
I’m a handicapped beast

Wheelchair impaler
With wheels
And swords of doom
Wheelchair impaler
Gonna get you entombed
Wheelchair impaler
Feared on my mighty steed
Wheelchair impaler
Let’s drink to rolling steel

Every fucking day
When the clock strikes nine
I make them drink
My crippled ass like wine
Lurking in the dark
I always hunt them down
Asses filled with swords
I’m the master of this tow