Escape Artist

[Verse 1]
Train ride is ugly, Iʼm feelin' nothing
Yeah you're a pro 'cause it doesn't drag you around by your ears like it does me
Tell you Iʼm envious of that ass-kissing stamina of yours
Well I canʼt keep up
By Monday evenin, Iʼm on all fours

[Chorus]
Half-dead by a Wednesday afternoon
Nothing remarkable says you
Nothing remarkable says who
Find me in the corner of any room
Looking for exits, looking for exits
Looking for exits, looking for exits

[Verse 2]
Health and safety video, just kill me now
'Cause I donʼt believe in this ladder you say is mine to climb
Nothing here belongs to me
This wheel just spins regardless of whose turn it is to spin it
Tuesday is paralyzing

[Chorus]
Half-dead by a Wednesday afternoon
Nothing remarkable says you
Nothing remarkable says who
Find me in the corner of any room
Looking for exits, looking for exits
Looking for exits, looking for exits

[Outro]
Looking for exits, looking for exits
Get me outta here
Drag me outta this hellhole
I'm not here for this
Get me outta here
Drag me outta this hellhole
I'm not here for this
Get me outta here
Drag me outta this hellhole
I'm not here for this