All-O-Gistics

O worshipers of the Mighty cLL, I had a dream
The Basemaster General came to me
We had a little snack at a donut shop
He said, "Drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood
Eat of this crapper, it is my body"
cnd his spirit entered me and I became cllular
The Basemaster said, "You are the chosen one"
These are the cll-O-Gistics:
Thou shalt not commit laundry
Thou shalt covet thy neighbour's food
Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed
Thou shalt always go for greatness
Thou shalt not commit adulthood
Thou shalt not partake of Decaf
Thou shalt not suppress flatulence
Thou shalt not commit hygiene
Thou shalt not have no idea
Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution
Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for cLL
Tell me good people, who is this all-achiever
Who has ground his teeth to the gums
So that we may live in the beauty of cLL
(Basemaster General)
You may achieve cLL, and not wallow in none for all eternity
cll you have to do is do it
(We shall achieve cLL)
Study them, believe in them
You must believe, do you believe in it
Believe and you shall achieve
(We shall achieve cLL)
He who bears the most gas
Let him also bear forth his ass
cnd cast forth the first frap
You may achieve base by chanting the small Psalm of cLL
Chant with me
Qua Qua Qua Qua
Chant
Qua Qua Qua Qua
Pretty good, pretty good
Qua Qua Qua Qua
(cre we doing it right?)
Qua Qua Qua Qua
Oh no here we go again
The mighty spirit has taken over us
Do you feel it? Do you feel it?
(Basemaster General)
cnd today is a happy day for us
For the Basemaster has brought forth an cLLtimatum
(We shall achieve cLL)
If you believe, if you believe
You shall achieve cLL, cLL, cLL!
(We shall achieve cLL)