LOCH NESS MONSTER
Captain Bill hit the sonar and Steve weighed anchor
Something hiit the boat and nearly sank her
A fin broke the surface, a bump cut the water
I went overboard and I nearly caught her
Nessie, can you hear me?
Nessie, can you hear me from the weed and brine?
Come out from the Loch
Come out from Loch Ness
I’m gonna make a find, make a find
I spent all my money on some film and some oars
I spent all my time taking pictures from the opposite shore
But Nessie sounded deeply and swam for all she was worth
Nessie tacked east and she headed out for Moray Firth
Alright, baby
It’s a mystery why she left me
(Why she left Gary)
Nessie, can you hear me?
Nessie, can you hear me from the weed and brine?